Fave movie Quote of all time

[Deitz Dittrich]

Hey all... the last thread like this had to be zapped... Far to many skirting the foul language. Please keep in mind that this is a family site. If your fave movie quote is foul, please keep it to yourself.

[chaffmj]

I coulda been somebody, I coulda been a contender.

Marlon Brando in On the water front.

[Gissert]

"These go to eleven...."

Nigel Tufnal in This is Spinal Tap

[Papa Woodie]

"This is my rifle, there are many more like it but this one is mine......."

All time BEST movie to quote from..... Full Metal Jacket

[BigGrassBass]

"Doh!"

Homer Simpson

[BigGrassBass]

"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam!"

Office Space

[Dark Cloud]

One of my top 5 fav movies, full of great quotes...

[ocf1]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

That says it all!

[Bobb-o]

"so, big gulps huh? well, see ya later"

[gonefishin11]

"I'm looking for Ray Finkel... and a new pairs of shorts."

[Kylersk]

Ollie: Of course she'll let you go. Why, she'll have to let you go. You took an oath!

Stan: I know. That's what I'm worrying about. The Exhausted Ruler said that if...you took an oath, that it would have to be broken for...generations and...centuries of...hundreds of years and my wife would let...

Ollie (scornfully): Do you have to ask your wife everything?

Stan: Well, if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do...

Ollie: I never realized that such a deplorable condition existed in your home. Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things, and then tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.

[The Grebe]

'All Be Bach' Terminator

[bgreen82]

come on guys. caddy shack: bill murray - "So I jump ship in led Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

[boatfixer]

I agree, absolute classic.

[Bassman55]

Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

[Dark Cloud]

I used to work at a restaurant on a golf course so I heard every line from Caddy Shack hundreds of times. The scary part is they never got old or not funny. I could be in the worst mood and this one guy would come in and start talking about "looping for the Lama" and I was instantly better...

Also there was a grounds keeper there who was a ringer for Bill Murrys character Carl. We always told him "I have a pool and a pond, but the pond would be good for him" lol...

[huntnfishsd]

I have so many quotes I can rattle off! I loved all the Chris Farley movies and all the Will Ferrell ones as well! But this is one of many:

Clark W. Griswold: "Real tomato kethup Eddie?"

Cousin Eddie: "Nothin' but the best!!"

[Cyberfish]

The Green Hornet has caught MORE fish then you have LIED about Gustafson!

Max Goldman

[Fishin=Easy]

peeuww what shmellls?

Does she got big thighs?

Check out the name tag your in my world now grandma

You had two pairs of gloves this Whole time

Well moron Happy Gilmo My God!!

[Hester]

"could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo"

Ms Stanwick: "could you ever love a woman that looks like this"

Fletch: " um, ten fifteen minutes tops"

[papabear]

Oh man Forgot about Fletch

6'4" with the afro

[Iambjm]

My all time favorite is still:

"What we have here is failure to communicate"

[Jarrod32]

Gregory Hines in Mel Brooks' History of the World...when the off-camera soldiers yell "sieze him!!!" he yells...

"Aw, sieze THIS, honkus".

As far as dumb humor goes, this movie remains one of the all-time funniest.

[Coach Dog]

 Originally Posted By: huntnfishsd

I have so many quotes I can rattle off! I loved all the Chris Farley movies and all the Will Ferrell ones as well! But this is one of many:

Clark W. Griswold: "Real tomato kethup Eddie?"

Cousin Eddie: "Nothin' but the best!!"

Or what about:

Cousin Eddie: "I don't know why they call this hamburger helper, it does just fine on its own"

[Tima]

I've got two guns one for each of yas.

Val kilmer as doc holliday(tombstone)