Got a name for your boat?

[Lake Alice]

The Ray, after my grandpa who taught me to fish. I have three boys , none of whom my wife would agree to name Ray. So, it's the boat.

LA

[Jacob]

"Beavers Tail"...don't ask

[MAITOI]

When I retired I bought a 1750 Crestliner Sportfish and my wife said it was my new toy so the name became MAI TOI.

[The_Duckslayer]

I call my boat BGB (Big Green Boat). I pull it around with BBT (Big Blue Truck). I use BBT to pull it around because I can't pull it with LMM (Little Maroon Motorcycle). I am thinking of calling my next lab Dee Oh Gee. Take care and N Joy the Hunt././Jimbo

[SmilinBob]

I got my dads old boat "FISHYERASSOFF"

[RobertELee]

Thistle Dew!

[picksbigwagon]

Haven't officially named it yet, but I was leaning towards H.B?W.F. or Have Beer? Will Fish......just the initials though.........Of course my 2 1/2 year old calls it "dahhee's boat"............

My brother in law had a canoe that he painted camoflage and named "deliverance".

[GenzisGod]

I hate people that fish on top of you on the lake. Sorry, it is not a nice name, but I call mine "Phuque Yew".

[Random guy]

I used to call my Black Stratos the Black Beast, after two engines and some other repairs I call it the "savings account"

[norm]

When we were up on Lake of the Woods a couple months ago I saw a brand new boat at least 30' long with 2 Yamaha 250 four strokes on it. It was called "The Wet Dream". A couple years ago at a landing I saw a guy with a brand new Chevy Pickup pulling a brand new Ranger bass boat. The liscence plates on the truck read "D-VORCED"

[rtwills]

my name on it is;;;

MY

DIXIE

WRECKED

[cheektowaga]

I was struggling to flip my little boat over up at the lake lot the very first time and called it a stubborn goat. So now, "The Goat Boat", also comes with "goat motor" my huge heavy swimming raft is named "Goat Island".

[ZapBranigan]

I can't believe I had to get to the middle of page three before I saw "Wet Dream". Ha. I fished on a boat with that name several times on Lake Michigan out of Kewannee. Friend of my Dad co-owned it. That was about ten years back. Boy you got some monster Kings out back then. 5 full days for the cost of bait, camping, ice, and fuel. Who could beat that. Thanks Roger.

[ptkane]

The Dirty Dinghy

[Timber]

"DON'T PANIC" written up-side-down on the back of the boat.

[Timber]

Or, if you don't travel too fast with your boat: "HALF-FAST"

[birdswacker]

Saw a nice big boat with hot gals on vermillion 4yrs ago name of boat "Suck my wake" seemed right. My boat 1700 pro sport "Big johnson" don't ask

[HoleHopper]

Old Blue, been in the famely for years. 1968 18ft. Cherakee

Still works great without the pymnt.

[pikerliker]

This isn't my boat but this past June I was fishing on Mille lacs and saw one named "Faw-kin-aye". I thought that was pretty good!

~piker

[Long Gray Line]

Lost my dad about 14 years ago way too soon to cancer. He didn't get a chance to take his grand kids fishing so across the back of the boat is "Dad, let's go fishing!"

[JLsTyee]

I have a 1850 Lund Tyee Grand Sport with the name "Lip Ripper" This past weekend the starter went out and it was "NO LIP FOR YOU"...

[nolte]

We called the duck boat either "Nice Cans" or "Big Cans" depending on who you talk to.

Our old lund Mr. Pike was dubbed the "Pro V" but should be called "Money Pit"

The old 12 alumacraft we lived in in high school was named the "S.S. Minnow" or "S.S Hypothermia" for the stupid conditions we would take it out in.

[Valv]

A picture says it all:

My wife's idea after some arguments.....

[Ralph Wiggum]

A buddy and I used to cruise the Mississippi in high school in a 12 foot camo-painted boat with a 9.8 hp motor. We dubbed it "The Chick Magnet" and thus painted that on the side in bright yellow.

[JohnMickish]

I passed one on the interstate last year, some old aluminum boat that was all beat to he!!. Hardly any paint or decals left on in but painted on the side was "Ol' dock scratcher!" Very fitting name.