There outta be a law...

[riverrat56]

There outta be a law that says that fat women can not wear skin tight clothing that says "Cutie" or "Hottie" on it!

That clothing companies can't make those style of clothes in those sizes.

Likewise, there ought to be a law that bikini's can only be made so big

[tednugefan]

what... you guys dont like the muffin top . Just kiddin i agree with you riverrat56.

[Jordyn Kaufer]

i second riverrat56

[hoggs222]

There should be a law that if you have a good driving record, you get 2 rocket launchers on your vehicle to use on bad drivers with no penalties! i.e. people driving 35 mph in the left lane when the speed limit is 55.

It should be legal to pee on the ice.

It should be legal to pee in a parking lot after a concert or sporting event, when you really, really have to go. Just so it's near your car. (I had a buddy get into a little trouble with this and I bring it up to him from time to time)

[pinkfloyd4ever]

I second when you gotta go, you gotta go, and if you are going on your own property, such as your vehicle no harm.

If you don't like second hand smoke you go stand outside for about 5 minutes while I have one.

[mnwild]

Once you hit the age of 65 you have to re-take your driving & written test again and then every 4 years after that.

[hoggs222]

Hahaha. I've been saying this for years! There are so many people out there that probably can't walk, let alone drive. I just told that to my dad a few weeks ago and he said, Shut up, I'm 60.

[mrklean]

I remember this show called Titus on Fox like 8 years ago and they were talking about a law where you can shoot whoever makes you mad, there would be lots of dead ppl out there

[Sandmannd]

Man, Titus was a great show.

[pinkfloyd4ever]

Every porta potty, gas station bathroom has an unlimited supply of toilet paper........ I am running out of socks

[Mr.Seaguar]

...that everyone who cares about politics has purple skin so its easy to avoid them. That if a candidate has those stupid signs put up everywhere he has to be out there personally helping pick them up. Not every single one, but he has to help. For every dollar spent on anything to campaign, that much must also be donated to something worthwhile. Your wifes charity does not count. Every time a poliician says the word 'solution' he has to chug a beer. I dont drink but it would make them more fun to watch. It could be a diffrent word.

[mrklean]

Talking about politics on the internet is against the law

[Jim Uran]

There should be a law banning packer fans, white sox fans, from fishing MINNESOTA dot com.

[mrklean]

ok thats not cool at all

[genegodawa]

and Viking and Twin fans...but not Cub fans.

[Jim Uran]

okay I took that a little to far, on second thought no I didn't.

[pinkfloyd4ever]

that once you reach the magic amount of what you are to pay into taxes each year, the rest of the year you do not have state and federal taxes taken out of your paycheck.

[The Grebe]

Litterbugs! In my opinion, cure that in young and old alike and alot of societies problems would take care themselves! A short stint on the chain gang, a few hours on the rock pile, after being fed a pinch of snoose and I think that would take care of it.

Anybody in possession of caviar and anchovies, would have to stand in the corner for 2 hours, after which, some big burly cop would pinch them a good one and haul them off to the pokey, for a short term of 90 days! "There ought to be a law!"

But only for "Them" and "They"! Not you and I, we'er the good ones! It's those danged others that are the problem!

[The_Lee]

There outta be a law that says you cannot whine or complain about politics on Fishing Minnesota.

[so haaad]

Like Grebe said, Litterbugs! There outta be a law that allowed the public to turn in litterbugs, especially the butt-flicking cigarette smokers. And I mean that literally, not as a swear word.

[snoozebutton]

There outta be a law that says you cannot whine or complain about politics on Fishing Minnesota.

I'll second that one.

[Iambjm]

There outta be a law that says that fat women can not wear skin tight clothing that says "Cutie" or "Hottie" on it!

There oughta be a law that guys with big beer guts wear their pants around their armpits not their thighs.

[fishinchicks]

There oughta be a law that guys with big beer guts wear their pants around their armpits not their thighs.

I second that!

[HuskerBen]

Fishing Opener should be a paid holiday. Or at least time and a half... Same for deer opener.

[papabear]

every child has to be taken fishing and hunting by a responsilbe adult by the age of 10...

every child will pass the firearm/hunter safety course even if they never thikof hunting in their life..

every adult is required to fish 8 hours a year...(maybe you can sell them like carbon credits)