you might be a bowhunter if....

[goblueM]

the bass guys and riverrats have this thread going, might as well get one on here too

...if you put on Scent-Killer anti-perspirant minutes before a hot date...

[DonBo]

You're looking for tracks in the sidewalk downtown.

Eveyone else in your car sees the deer first...if it's in the middle of the road, because you're looking out in the fields off to the side.

[tracker x-2]

in the woods you will happily eat a year old candy bar & drink from a mountain stream, but at home his wife pampers his stomach.

[Froggy4371]

if you step in cow [PoorWordUsage] on the way to your stand to smell better!

Froggy

[eyeguy 54]

you like doe pee

[dogs]

"if you put on Scent-Killer anti-perspirant minutes before a hot date"

you met that hot date at a scrape you made in from of the ladies room at a bar. and when you meet that hot date you follow her while doing the a lip curl.

[Archerysniper]

If you love the smell of fresh earth cover scent.

You read the doe in heat label and it warns you that you may be attacked so you rub more on your pants to make sure you get a close shot.

[Archerysniper]

When you pat your dog on the side and that hollow thud noise reminds you of the sound a arrow makes as it disappears thru a rib cage.

[eyeguy 54]

your bullets have feathers or vanes

[totally_addicted]

You check to see if the ripley lottery results are out multiple times a day...

[northspear]

you always ask yourself what the yardage is of an object to test yourself.

[Outdoor Authority]

If anytime you cut your self you let the blood drip out to practice blood trailing.

[rcook72]

You give up fishing and winter the boat after labor day to to hang stands.

[deerminator]

You work like crazy around the house the next few weeks on your honey-do lists, painting, cleaning, organizing and putting things away for winter so you're good to go come mid-September. I like your's DonBo. My wife is always telling me, "just focus on the road! Quit looking for deer in the fields."

[sota4life]

YOU SIT IN A TREE STAND ALL DAY IN THE RAIN BUT YOU WON'T GO TO WORK IN IT.

[sota4life]

sorry about the cap lock.

[rcook72]

If your wondering where your butt out is.

[ANYFISH2]

If your so scared of heights you won't use a 10 ft ladder to clean the gutters, but you have no problem hanging a deer stand 20 ft up, all the while hanging on by one hand!

[tracker x-2]

If you start no shave November in September.

[Archerysniper]

If you don't even know how many bows you own.

[Powerstroke]

You have more tools for your bow and arrows than your truck.

[Rippinlip]

If you let one fly and your wife compliments you on your Deer Grunting ability..

If you have more deer mounts in your house than family pictures..

If you remember your Bow's name over your own children's...

If you sit in your portable deer stand in your front yard to "get in the mood"...

If your camo clothing takes up more room in your closet then your normal clothes..

[Bear55]

You work like crazy around the house the next few weeks on your honey-do lists, painting, cleaning, organizing and putting things away for winter so you're good to go come mid-September. I like your's DonBo. My wife is always telling me, "just focus on the road! Quit looking for deer in the fields."

This is so me right now.

[MUSKY18]

If the telephone pole in your back yard serves as your "practice tree" for your new climbing stand.

[Scoot]

If your wife talks about a "new mount" and you immediately think taxidermy...