Fishing partner Quotes......

[B@ssmaster]

Crew of 7 or 8 buddies going out on the water early morning to find a campsite in the BWCA. Lake is absolutely glass flat. Sun is beating down on us, starting to get hot. The last of the fog is burning off the water. Just a gorgeous morning! One of the guys grew up in the area, and we had spent the night before visiting with one of his relatives, a local beverage distributor. Actually, we spent most of the night sitting in his relative's cooler in the warehouse drinking cans from broken cases, was a late night. Plan was to get up early to hit the water, so we didn’t get a ton of sleep. So anyway, back to the boat. Both boats were playing hopscotch down the lakeshore looking for an unoccupied campsite. One of the guys is starting to look a little green around the gills. After a while, he can't hold it back any longer, he starts chumming over the side of the boat. The rest of us in his boat being the compassionate guys we are began laughing our butts off. One of the guys in the other boat sees what is going on and yells sarcastically "what's the matter Jim?" Jim doesn't even miss a beat and between heaves yells back: "the water is too rough today!"

[hoistafish1]

"DANG I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!" As you watch your buddies A$$ crack as he's unwinding his line out of the trolling motor.

[ptkane]

Whenever someone has a fish-on and loses it, my buddies says, "Long-line release".

[jeff042479]

While half way through a set of rapids in Canada, younger brother in the front of the boat watching for rocks and giving directions, older brother driving his boat. Little brother "Left.... No Right... No... AAAHHH F#$@ It!" as he sits down and the motor hits a rock

At a resort in Canada, we were on some nice walleyes all week. We meet a couple from Iowa who was struggling to get enough walleyes to eat so we offered to let them follow us. About 15 minutes into it, dad catches a 25" walleye, holds it up to show everybody, and releases it. The guy from Iowa says with disbelief "Now why in Gods name would you let a nice fish like that go?" Little brother (about 12 at the time) says "because these are walleyes, they don't reproduce as fast as the bullheads you have in Iowa!" Guy from Iowa didn't know whether to be insulted or laugh with the rest of us.

[fishermn]

Thats got to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard!

Seriously though... I sure hope the rest of the country is catching onto the principle of "Let em Go... Let em Grow!"

No need to keep nice fish anymore with the quality of replicas they can make now!

[gorrilla]

Buck Perry once said, "The fish are either shallow, deep, or somewhere in between..."

[genegodawa]

I forget how it goes exactly, but something like:

"When it's cloudy, fish shallow and when it's sunny fish deeper. And if that don't work, do the opposite"!

[joe joe]

i said this one we where lindying by weeds. he said GOT ONE!!! with out missing a beat I said " AHHHH just a bottom dweller"

[D4 Army]

"I can smell your pants"

one buddy drying his pants and got too close to the sunflower heater

[End of the Line]

So the lottery was over $150 million a few weeks ago and on my charter boat I say to my customers: "Boys next year were gonna have a brand new boat if I win the lottery." Just then my first mate (who is quite the character) say. "Dont have to worry about that, cause I bought the winnning lottery ticket this morning; and I told the wife when I win pack your bags! And she says: Warm or cold? Then I told her "NO,... PACK YOUR BAGS!" My customers and I laughed for an hour!

[Gordie]

Its not really a quote but here goes told my buddy Gary that if he would throw his new bic lighter in the ice hole it would float so he did and it sank out of sight and he looked at me bewildered and I said guess it needs to be empty first .he chased me out of the fish house..

Same friend had to much to drink and wanted to go out fishing in 3-4 rollers on mille lacs after about 45min of that he turned green puked in the minnow bucket looks over at me and yells GET ME OFF THIS @#$%#$# LAKE (pukes again)NOW!!!!

[CNY Tim]

The movie "Jaws" epitaphs are situational.

Your buddy has a big fish on! Your response....

"Give him room Brodie!"

Your buddy has a a big fish close to the hole. Your response...

"Put your gloves on Chief"

The big fish is into your backing on your reel... Your response

"Not with 3 barrels he can't, not with three!"

[Bobby Bass]

For as long as I can remember when ever I am top water fishing and I see the bulge in the water heading for my lure I start humming the theme from Jaws out loud. It is a lot easier that trying to say here comes one or look at this. I just hum the theme the bigger the bulge the louder the humm. Friends I fish with know what to expect and then look for my lure. Some of them have even picked up the habit! Not a quote but I think it fits.

[Stizo]

When we're out and the water gets rough my good buddy Jim starts humming the tune from Gordon Lightfoots song "Wreck of the Edmund Fitgerald". When the waves top 3 footers he starts singing the lyrics (knows em all)and sings like a pirate would...Arrrrghhhh the captain wired in he had water comin in and the good ship and crew was in peril aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhha and saying stuff like Would your GPS have coordinates for Whitefish Bay laddy?? or Where is our last string of crab pots or does the coast guard have a station nearby? do they maintain thier helicopters? Will they save a drunken Russian who sings badly? How many watertight bulkheads do they put in Lunds these days? I never got to say goodbye to my wife and kids...Oh wait...I dont have a wife and kids...and on and on.

Pretty funny stuff...Jimmy's a stich and he can get ya laughing so hard your sides will ache.

Stizo

[elevatorguy]

When I was a kid and still to this day whenever I would boat a nice fish my Dad would say,

"There's one on a suicide mission"

[Gordie]

also from "JAWS" The taxedermist hes gona have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him.

[so haaad]

"You are the trailer trash of all icefishermen. I have never seen anyone catch a redhorse through the ice. Until now."

[squeedunk]

From a infrequent fisherman on one opening weekend.

"I betcha I could cast over them mountains"

A twist on a Napoleon Dynamite quote.

He then proceded to cast all of 6 feet from the boat, then went back to drinking his beer.

[not_nuf_time]

My brother in laws stanard line, "get that stinky slimey thing out of my boat". How many of you have heard that when you hook into a northern?

[JD9400T]

Another one that I laugh about is when my buddy catches a small fish I tell him "That one still has milk on his lips yet".

[kunk]

One day my buddy and I go ice fishing to a fairly crowded lake and find a nice spot by ourselves and get set up. No sooner do we sit down on our buckets than two guys cruise up and pull out their gas auger and start drilling holes about fifteen feet away. My buddy is watching them the whole time and when they finally shut the thing off he slowly turns around to me with this disgusted look on his face and says, "I think I'm going to go over and look that guy straight in the eye and pick my nose and eat it in front of him. Maybe he'll go away". I about fell off my bucket.

This one a hunting story. Years back on our first bear hunting trip we had a guy along who it turned out was terrified of bears and being in an area that had bears in it. He was the best armed among us having a rifle plus a .357 mag on his belt plus a 10" inch knife on the other side. He thought we should whistle every once in a while to make sure we were all OK. After the first day he didn't care for being in the dense woods, so on the way out the next day he says, "I think we should all hunt in the clearing just off the road. Bears like clearings you know". We just about went off the road, the rest of us were laughing so hard. So now it's bears like clearings, and fish like the calm water (where it's more comfortable) every time we go out.

[Fishook]

When someone in our group catches a small walleye the poke is either a) "thats a cute one" or "geesh, it still has the egg sack attached". Also, I fish with the original Walleye King and every year when he gets his first eye, he starts singing " the King is back and your gonna be sorry" (to the tune 'My Boyfriends Back and Your Gonna Be Sorry - hey la, he la, my boyfriends back')--guess you have to be there!!

[cold one sd]

My buddies hear this one from me. "You aren't putting that freakin slime bag in my livewell. If ya hafta keep it, here's a stringer.".

[love to hunt]

Not fishing but in the spirit:

3 deer seasons ago I had a doe come through and as she passed behind some brush I readied my gun. When she emerged from the other side I squeezed the trigger and down she went.

After a very short recovery it was revieled that the doe had a fawn with her and happened to step out first, thinking it was the same deer through the scope and at dusk I had tapped it.

My brother, who I was sure would have something to say and in true form did not let me down stated,

"Did you have to wipe the milk of it's chin?"

[Bobby Bass]

Two guys from Minnesota are sittin' in a boat on Milacs Lake fishing and

drinkin' down beer when all of a sudden Mike says, "I think I'm going

to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over six months."

Harry sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like

that are hard to find..................