Best Movie Quotes

[Jarrod32]

Gregory Hines in Mel Brooks' "History of the World", when the guards off screen yell "Sieze him!"

"Aww, sieze this, honkus".

Or Donald "Duck" Dunn in the Blues Brothers...

"I agree. If the sh## fits, wear it."

[Raider4ever]

For me, you could just dialogue the movie.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Bring out your dead!

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help!

I'm being repressed!

Just a flesh wound

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

What makes you think she is a witch?

Well, she turned me into a newt.

A newt?

I got better.

Camelot!

It's only a model.

Shh!

Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Tableshall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

Good idea, O Lord!

'Course it's a good idea! Behold!

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food

trough wiper! I f@rt in your general direction! You mother was a hamster

and your father smelt of elderberries!

[lookincalifornia]

vewy well, i shall wewease, woger.

[Chef]

It's good to be the King--Mel Brooks, Hist. of the World.

"I know you wanna Do it. I just did it and I wanna do it again." Same movie I listed above...

What Knockers...

Oveltine, perhaps? Oh Dear, nothing left to throw in the well, what shall we throw in next?

Wait, I was going to make Espresso...

Sorry about the Up-Yours, N......

Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention I talked to you?

Boy, is he strict...

Hey--where are the white women at?

[slabchaser]

"You must of been something before electricity" Rodney D- Caddyshack

"You must get a free bowl of soup when you buy this hat, OH! looks good on you though" Same as above

"But if I kill all the golfers there wont be anyone to play the course" Bill Murray

"If you call me francis, Ill kill ya"

"The only thing that comes from Texas are steers and q***** and you dont look like a steer so that pretty well narrows it down, now doesnt it." Full Metal Jacket

[jonny_redhorse]

"By God Woodrow,It's been when H-e-l-l of a Party!"....Gus MCrae(Robert Duvall) in "Lonesome Dove"(1989) as he's laying on his deathbed talking to Tommy Lee Jones(Woodrow)

[slabbin@thecabin]

I hate the f****** Eagles! The big lebowski

I couldn't agree more.

[Sandmannd]

"Head!! Paper...NOW!!!

"Look at the size of that head, it's like an orange on a toothpick"

"Piper Down, we have a piper down"

"Don't say that, you'll make him cry. Reply: Let him cry, I'll bet he go to bed and cry on his oversized pilla"

"Meg, turn up the bay city rollers!!"

All from So I Married an Axe Murderer.

[slovene]

"There's also an old saying, Senator: Don't p*ss on my back and tell me it's rainin'"- from The Outlaw Josey Wales

[DARK30]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3U79aw2JUI

[LwnmwnMan2]

For me, you could just dialogue the movie.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Bring out your dead!

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help!

I'm being repressed!

Just a flesh wound

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

What makes you think she is a witch?

Well, she turned me into a newt.

A newt?

I got better.

Camelot!

It's only a model.

Shh!

Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Tableshall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

Good idea, O Lord!

'Course it's a good idea! Behold!

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food

trough wiper! I f@rt in your general direction! You mother was a hamster

and your father smelt of elderberries!

Great.... now I've got to figure out where I put the disc and watch that this weekend.

[Harmonica Bear]

So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

[Windy City]

Let me piggyback onto Harmonica Bear here with a famous one from Jerry Lundegard:

But they put that TrueCoat on at the factory!

[Marbleye'd]

WHACK!

"what kinda man comes home at 3:30 in the mornin lookin like a brused turd?"

WHACK!

"Why you keep hitting me mama?"

"Mama didn't have to hit me 3 times."

"Yeah don't talk back to your mama"

WHACK

"You got that hit cause I know you were into what ever baddness he was in"

[Pickelfarmer]

"FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SON OF A B****!!!!!" (John Wayne True Grit.)

"Well ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere" (O Brother where art thou)

Doctor... Doctor...Doctor...Doctor... (Spies Like Us)

"Where does he get all those wonderfull toys?" (Batman)

"Someday I'd like to go to Hike school Billy.. Don't you say dat!Don't you ever say dat! Stay here as long as you can!!" (Billy Madason)

[DonBo]

"Just a flesh wound." That was great!

[GiantJackpot]

"Wanna go, prettyboy??" Youngblood.

[GottaGo]

I'm a big fan of stupid, funny movies:

"I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it. And then melt it in the springtime and drink it." Beerfest after brewing the perfect beer

"I'm kind of a big deal" Anchorman

"You know a lot of people go to college for seven years."

"I know, they're called doctors." Tommy Boy

[Jim Uran]

"Holy @#$%! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!"

Throw Momma from the Train.

[zamboni]

"How much for the little girl???"

"Your wife, your daughters- I want to buy your women!!!"

[icehousebob]

There's a line in "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" where the young concubine is told she must marry General Gloriosa,

But I can't marry him, for he raped my country Thrace.

HE RAPED THRACE???

and then he did it again and again.

HE RAPED THRACE THRICE???

[Raider4ever]

Here's another movie that you could just quote the entire script:

Puttin' on the foil!

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.

And for spear, you know, like that.

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.

You're a goalie, you're supposed to be like that.

Dave's a mess.

Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defense. Andre, as you know, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy.

Old-time hockey

They convicted Ogilthorpe!

Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna pi$$ all over myself.

And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.

[setterguy]

"Get my cheese whiz boy?"

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

WTG Setter,

I'll have four fried chickens and some plain white toast!

[caseymcq]

....The Truth, you can't handle the Truth...Tom Cruise.

Actually that one was Jack Nicholson

Braveheart had a ton of great lines

"Is your father a ghost or do you converse with the almighty?"

"In order to find his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to God."

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going to pick a fight."

"A lordship and titles. Gold. That I should become Judas?"

"Peace is made in such ways."

"Slaves are made in such ways."