Off topic thread

[reinhard1]

Stocking trout lakes to lakes you can only portage into.  Wonder how many don't make it from these drops?  Seems to work though.  good luck.

[smurfy]

I read in the Duluth forum boarasorus wants to do Christmas in Duluth this year. Must be his present to red lake falls! he talks going fishing. Must mean the Sarasota club. Don't think the fish have much to worry about! 

[eyeguy 54]

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half - how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
 

[leech~~]

2 hours ago, Tom Sawyer said:

I've always wondered what the survival rate is on stocking by air this way? I know when I do a belly flop in the water it's like hitting cement!

4 minutes ago, eyeguy 54 said:

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half - how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
 

It all depends on if Berni is the Pres and he gives half away to the squirrel!

[Dotch]

[JP Z]

Hey, they are just feeding the Seagulls and Eagles with those drops it seems...............or that explains why the trout in those remote lakes are soo easy to catch......kinda braindead.

[leechlake]

I think I had a dream the other night that I was a trout and got dropped out of a plane

 

[Tom Sawyer]

4 minutes ago, JP Z said:

Hey, they are just feeding the Seagulls and Eagles with those drops it seems...............or that explains why the trout in those remote lakes are soo easy to catch......kinda braindead.

 

[RebelSS]

13 hours ago, delcecchi said:

Hey Reb, was that you walking gingerly into Fareway long about 12:30-1:00 today?  Saw a guy with jeans and white hair walking like he might be having some pain heading into the store...

If you don't have white/light gray hair it wasn't you

Cripes, ya think I'm an old fossil? My hair is still blond. I was up there though...was that you with the thick glasses and the Mr. Rogers sweater in the rice/macaroni aisle?

[delcecchi]

Nope.  And it could have been light blonde.

I was going in to fitness evolution to use the evil machines to destroy my body..oops that's juices line. 

Then I went there. Got the rest of the stuff for fajita soup. Too early to buy the rotisserie chicken. 

[RebelSS]

Mighta been. Look for the big black shiny truck in the HC spots.....then stake it out. Just don't make any quick moves; I'm always packin' heat. Might wanna hold up a sign that says "Del". 

[smurfy]

26 minutes ago, RebelSS said:

Mighta been. Look for the big black shiny truck in the HC spots.....then stake it out. Just don't make any quick moves; I'm always packin' heat. Might wanna hold up a sign that says "Del". 

Is that what the neighbor lady calls it..... Heat!

[RebelSS]

I'm sure she'd love a big gun....   She'll have to go get her own, though. 

[smurfy]

43 minutes ago, leechlake said:

I think I had a dream the other night that I was a trout and got dropped out of a plane

 

Where's that supertramp tune.... Dreamer... Nuttin but a dreamer!

So do you dream color or black and white! Surround sound?

[RebelSS]

I was dreaming about my old cars last nite, thanks to Dotch. Dreamt I was a muffler, and woke up exhausted.

[smurfy]

1 minute ago, RebelSS said:

I was dreaming about my old cars last nite, thanks to Dotch. Dreamt I was a muffler, and woke up exhausted.

[leechlake]

that's pathetic.  My uncle Irv told jokes like that.

Kind of cool that Del and Reb had a dual celebrity siting experience yesterday.  

Edited April 6, 2016 by leechlake

[RebelSS]

Was he the one that fell out of the trout-stocking plane?

[leechlake]

no he was real.  I remember he wore those zip up style half cowboy boots and he would do magic tricks.  He wasn't even my uncle he was just one of my dads neighborhood drinking buddies.  I think he even smoked a pipe.  Man...people don't smoke pipes anymore unless the guy is really old or weird.

[RebelSS]

Don't tell a hippie that. They got big pipes. With lotsa water in them. 

[delcecchi]

1 hour ago, RebelSS said:

Mighta been. Look for the big black shiny truck in the HC spots.....then stake it out. Just don't make any quick moves; I'm always packin' heat. Might wanna hold up a sign that says "Del". 

Didn't think to look for your truck.  Would have been pretty easy. 

[RebelSS]

11 minutes ago, delcecchi said:

Didn't think to look for your truck.  Would have been pretty easy. 

Also has this cute receiver plug on it...

 

 

[smurfy]

35 minutes ago, leechlake said:

no he was real.  I remember he wore those zip up style half cowboy boots and he would do magic tricks.  He wasn't even my uncle he was just one of my dads neighborhood drinking buddies.  I think he even smoked a pipe.  Man...people don't smoke pipes anymore unless the guy is really old or weird.

Hey! I take offense to that last sentence!

[Duffman]

Cripes, the food forum reminds me these days of walking into the Virginia McDonalds at sunrise and getting the stinkeye from the group of old farts taking two hours to drink their coffee. Like how dare I interrupt the little social club they got going.

[RebelSS]

28 minutes ago, smurfy said:

Hey! I take offense to that last sentence!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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