Death Row Meal

[leechlake]

I suppose I could call this your favorite meal but what fun is that.  Let's say you end up in the pokey for murder, lose your case and end up on death row.  Suddenly you get a little note card asking for your last meal aka Death Row Meal.  Frankly, I wouldn't be that hungry but you get the point.  My death row meal would be:

Lamb Chops, roasted brussel sprouts, french bread with mint jelly condiment for the chops that are done rare.  

PS- I had a pork blade steak Saturday night done medium rare and on the rare side. As close to Lamb as possible at 1/4 the price, my new favorite.

[Bobby Bass]

Hmmm

Hmmm

OK I’ll BITE, Since this is my last meal I would have to go with the Bald Eagle Breast with Trumpet Swan legs and a half rack of White Rhino Ribs.

I know that would be refused so my second choice would be, a nice porterhouse med rare, a stuffed baked potato with onions and butter, a side order of golden deep fried JUMBO shrimp with a a few slices of fried tatter and thick sliced roasted French bread. A beer in a frosted glass to start and one to finish with a brandy and a long long burning cigar!

[Boar]

oh thats easy Pu.mkine pie! for desert,  but the main course is that they'd have to let me make it. Bear roast mashed potateos and gravey, i just dont know anything better, specially since it would take me back to best of times and the best people i associated with. id be at peace, and ready to meet my maker.

Edited November 24, 2015 by Boar
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[bobberineyes]

 That's exactly what  I was thinking boar, with all the cooking and grilling that all of us have come to , there really is no "final meal" that would put me at ease.  Besides Bobby going out with protected  game, I think I'll stick with something that has an opportunity to smell afterwards. .Sushi ...have fun cleaning me up in the end...

 

 

 

 

[RebelSS]

I'd haveta go with Rachael McAdams or Reese Witherspoon covered in ice cream and sprinkles. Well, Ok, maybe a giant shrimp cocktail, too. 

[perchking]

Double bacon cheese burger with all the fixins, when the needle hits my arm I would hope to have a little dribble yet on the side of my mouth for one last taste...

 

my second choice would be a corned beef boiled dinner.

 

 

[eyeguy 54]

tooooo many choices

 

[leech~~]

 72 virgins! Oh wait, that's for dessert!

Edited November 24, 2015 by leech~~

[reinhard1]

To get saved by the Governor at the last minute as I am eating my German Gumbo [Kraut with bacon,potatoes, ham hocks, baby back ribs, and homemade polish].  Rebel's and Leech's last meal sure sure would be hard to refuse though.  good luck.

[tacklejunkie]

A high quality seafood platter, a pecan pie for dessert, all washed down with Newcastle Nut Brown Ale

[Boar]

 72 virgins! Oh wait, that's for dessert!

although thats very tempting thought, I'd got with 3 cougars instead. nuthing beats experience.

[mrklean]

Mine would be something like this

 

[bigbucks]

Obviously VERY hypothetical, but I'll bite too or is it two?

broasted chicken, probably a whole one

mashed potatoes with butter, no gravy please

warm fresh bread

boiled cauliflower, no cheese

ice cold Coke

French silk pie for desert with a cup of breakfast blend Folgers

It would be a tough call between that & just a HUGE serving of chicken alfredo, but I'd probably go that route.

If I wanted to get back "afterwards" like bobberineyes is thinking, then it would have to be some type of Chinese buffet...

[Duffman]

I think I'd start off with some chips and Salma.

[leechlake]

although thats very tempting thought, I'd got with 3 cougars instead. nuthing beats experience.

Boar may have bad spelling but wisdom beyond his years.  There ain' no spelling tests in the sack!

[LindellProStaf]

I would have to go with the thick Porterhouse done medium rare.  Real cheesy au gratin potatoes.  Onions sauteed with mushrooms in lots of butter since cholesterol won't matter anymore and lots of butter on the brussel sprouts too. For dessert I would like some strawberry cheesecake maybe some Rocky Road ice cream on the side and a snack of some good ol greasy salty potato chips since my health will no longer be an issue. I would like a nice Manhattan if that is allowed too.  Man am I hungry now.

 

 

 

Oh ya I want some butterflied shrimp too....

[smurfy]

although thats very tempting thought, I'd got with 3 cougars instead. nuthing beats experience.

boar... Just be lluckyya found one that actually still likes ya and outs up with you!!

[Boar]

Oh and I have spelling issues!

boar... Just be lluckyya found one that actually still likes ya and outs up with you!!

[bobberineyes]

You guys been hanging out again, haven't ya.

[smurfy]

Been on the road. Tough typing on my phone. And no I wasn't driving when o posted. In Sioux falls now.

[Boar]

well outa  the three thats the one ya keep. ham head

[ThunderLund78]

Well, I don' think they do electrocutions anymore - which takes the fun out of what massive neural-trauma would do to a digestive tract.  But if I were going to the chair, I'd probably eat a jar of pickled eggs and wash it down with the brine and a cold Schlitz.  KABOOM!

But my serious answer would probably lean towards a gastric incident anyway.  Perhaps some good hand-crafted German sausage cooked with kraut.  Beverage would be a good IPA - lately I've been really into Deschutte's Fresh Squeezed.

[Crow Hunter]

Probably pressed duck, with a nice wine. For dessert, a double chocolate cake.

With a hack saw blade baked inside.

[LindellProStaf]

Duffman.  Do you mean Salma Hayek?  I'd go for that too.  Might need some dip to go with those chips.