We need a good name for these Twins

[DTro]

If they continue to go yard sale game after game like this, we need to come up with a good name for them.

The Bronx has their Bombers

What do we have?

[JacobMHD]

Mauer's Maulers

It'll be good for at least 8 years.

[Dylan33]

The Minnesota Madmen

[DTro]

Something with the letter T seems like a good fit

Twins

Target

Tape Measure

Tater

Tower

[SledNeck]

Delmon and the Swatters

[B. Amish]

Little Nicky Punto and the Mighty Minnesotans

[JacobMHD]

I always thought the Piranha's was pretty cool.

[OnAFly]

Just wait for our games in Chicago this weekend. Ozzie will come up with something good in the post game interview

[SkunkedAgain]

I like the Piranha's too, but that was the antithesis of the 2010 Twins. Guillen called us the Piranha's because the Twins would eat away at you with small baseball, getting on base, stealing bases, hit and runs, and dink you to death like a Piranha. Now we are taking the Goodfellas approach, beating them to death with our bats:

Minnesota Missile Crew

Twin City Tappers

Minnesota Meat Hammers (that just sounds funny to me)

Twin Cities Dingers

Minnesota Mashers

Tater Twins

Twin Cities Yard Crew

Minnesota Moon Shooters

Touch'em All Twins

Tape Measure Twins

[mrklean]

twin city tater smashers

[Harmonica Bear]

I like the Piranha's too, but that was the antithesis of the 2010 Twins. Guillen called us the Piranha's because the Twins would eat away at you with small baseball, getting on base, stealing bases, hit and runs, and dink you to death like a Piranha. Now we are taking the Goodfellas approach, beating them to death with our bats:

Minnesota Missile Crew

Twin City Tappers

Minnesota Meat Hammers (that just sounds funny to me)

Twin Cities Dingers

Minnesota Mashers

Tater Twins

Twin Cities Yard Crew

Minnesota Moon Shooters

Touch'em All Twins

Tape Measure Twins

you might have it right there

The Goodfellas!

[PierBridge]

LLL...Long-Ball Louie's legion!...

PPP...Pawlenty's Protein Poppers!...

JJJ... Jesse Jame's Jackers....

[mrklean]

JJJ... Jesse Jame's Jackers....

HAHA now thats funny

[Weed Shark]

Trying to get the creative juices flowing:

The Hennepin County Hammerheads- They're pay'n for 'em; and it's still a fish, just takes bigger bites.

The Deep Nine

The Incinerators (...Is that too trashy for you?)

Gardy's .....?

Outdoor....?

[Cooter]

I like the sound of 'The Twinkies'

[DonBo]

I like the sound of 'The Twinkies'

You would. Go home now Cooter....No Soup For You!

[SkunkedAgain]

Since the Brewers stopped having their mascot slide into a mug of beer (terrible decision), maybe we should steal that from them. Target Field should have one of those two knucklheads (Minny or Paul) slide down into a cool pint of Schells everytime the Twins notch another HR. We've got history in the Minneapolis Millers on our side!

[SkunkedAgain]

Actually, the 1982 Brewers just inspired me with their nickname: Harvey's Wall-Bangers...a classic

For the Twins, how about:

Gardy's Goners

Gardy's Yard Salers

Gardy's Gorillas

Gardy's Pain Train

Gardenhire's Homer Gang

Gardenhire's High Risers

[Scott K]

Pohlads Power People!

[a47mlb]

The Ghosts of Millers past

Ron's Wrecking Crew

Ron's Lumber Yard (for Target Field, maybe)

Northland Lumberjacks

Jack-aholics

[Eric Wettschreck]

Gardies gamers.

[mr_jman]

I thought the Punto one from page 1 was hilarious.

I prefer this name... "Your 2010 World Champion Minnesota Twins!"

[greebs]

I thought the Punto one from page 1 was hilarious.

I prefer this name... "Your 2010 World Champion Minnesota Twins!"

this by far is the best one yet! is there anybody out there that doesn't appreciate how quickly this team can score? prior to what's happened so far this season, it usually took 3 or 4 hits in an inning for them to score a couple runs and now all it takes is a walk and a dinger and we've got our 2 runs.

[Eric Wettschreck]

"Your 2010 World Champion Minnesota Twins!"

I'm smellin your BBQ, and it smells good!!!!!

[harvey lee]

I do like Gardy's Gamers. Yes, the have been hitting some long balls but that will slow.

If they can continue to hit a few long balls, play Gardy ball and the bullpen stays healthy, its a no brainer they will be play-off bound.