Funny/clever (ice)fishing sayings...

[walleyewild]

May not have happened ice-fishing but my cousins husband asked one time " how far do the poles go down?(dock poles).

And with out missing a beat I replied " all the way to the bottom" Almost fell off the docked pontoon I was laughing so hard and so was my buddy.

And he had one of those Duh looks on his face.

"Water cold?"

"And deep too!!!"

WW

[jwenzel]

one day when the fish werent biting the best my buddy told me that he hopes he has a dream about catching some fish. i replied back with " you cant put hopes and dreams into a net"

[sikaso]

"Better get out the fish call" then rip one.

[Stickjiggler]

When I was a kid fishing with my grandpa and I told I got a bite he told me

"YOU CAN"T EAT BITES"

[Heft]

"A watched bobber never drops"

[landscaper]

some good ones there!

Fish or Ice fishing:

A Jerk on one end, waiting for a jerk on the other end.

[DoubleLunger]

"NICE HOLE"

[bogeyman1]

My brother-in-law has a sweatshirt that shows an icefisherman and it says"I walk on water"

[Gordie]

speaking of tee shirts I saw that went:

Ice fishing is alot like sex

When its good its good

and when its bad its still pretty good

[Coach1310]

"Ice Fisherman are blessed... Jesus walked on water... we DRIVE on it."

[icehousebob]

After a few brews and you have to leave the fish house for a bit:

Gotta go drain the lizard

Gonna go write my name in the snow

Have to go melt some ice

Have to go release that beer back to the wild

anybody else have any good euphimisms for that?

[chad austin]

"SO....Do ya do a lot of ice fishin' or do ya buy most of your ice"

[BlueLundFishrman]

When hell freezes over, I'll ice fish there too!!!

[Fishin Dood]

When hell freezes over, I'll ice fish there too!!!

While watching the Vikes win the Superbowl!

[mr_jman]

When I get home from fishing...

My dad: "Where are the fish?"

Me: "In the lake"

[Archerysniper]

It isn't what I say but what i do when someone leaves my porty I like to stick the depth weight on thier hook and drop it back down then turn and face my vex and listen to thier frantic enterance back into the house.

Or when people are tip up fishing close I like to yell your flags down or just the good old flag and watch them scrambel.

[chad austin]

Name of wheel house: Playin Hooky

Sign on wheel house: Basement for rent

[Fishin Dood]

"Watch your own bobber!"

[Flakeoutdoorsguy]

My two favorite are from jaws.

Bring him to the shallows and we will drown him!

Wait till the Taxidermy man sees what I brung him!

[fishin4fun85]

buddy dropped his phone down the hole....."now u can just give the fish a call and ask where they are!"

[Joe15]

Wanted: Good Woman

Must be able to clean, cook, sew, catch minnows and clean fish. Must have an auger and ice house.

Please send picture of auger and ice house

[Crooked Crawler]

My grandfather had a saying about it being cold. He would say that "It's colder than a fishes a-hole." Brings a smile everytime.

[MarkAlm]

Our dad always said " If I get 1 besides the one I'm after then I will have 2. "

[Gordie]

After a few brews and you have to leave the fish house for a bit:

Gotta go drain the lizard

Gonna go write my name in the snow

Have to go melt some ice

Have to go release that beer back to the wild

anybody else have any good euphimisms for that?

well for # 2 its always been gotta go take the boys to the pool

Dig a hole in the snow bank and bury it like a cat

[IcePro]

My grandfather always told me that you had to place peas around your hole.

When the fish comes up to take a pea , you hit him over the head.