So, you like...stuff?

[lookincalifornia]

have seen this thread on other forums, and thought i'd give it a try.

what are some of your favorite Simpsons quotes?

[smg04]

mmmm beer, a temporary solution for any problem

"Homer Simpson"

[NAPAFISH]

"mmmmmmm boooobies"

and

"lousy democrats"

[Double D]

If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

DD

[Ralph Wiggum]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Meaney]

"MMMMMMMMMMMM UNPROCESSED FISH STICKS."

AND THE PLAIN OLD ".......DOH"

[Gissert]

I was wearing an onion, which was the style at the time....

[irvingdog]

Ralph Wiggum: My doctor says I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.

[Meaney]

"my bologna has a first name, it's H O M E R. My bologna has a second name, it's H O M E R!!!!"

[Pantherburn]

"What's a battle?"

[Tom Linderholm]

Marge, guess how many mine I saw today......thirteen!

[bwtrout]

Homer Simpson: "I am so smart; I am so smart, s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t."

[lookincalifornia]

Homer: "everything lasts forever."

Milhouse: "my socks are wet but my cuffs are dry, everthing's comming up milhouse"

cheif wiggum: 'this is an esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of.... a rabbit. oh it's galloping away"

[TurnUpTheFishing]

Oh thier are so many....

Me fail english?! That's UNpossible!-Ralph

I love you supernintendo Chalmers.-Ralph

I call the big one Bitey.-Homer

Marge, hold the wheel while I scratch in two places at once.-Homer

willie-I 'eight' your dog..

Bart-You ate my dog!

willie-thats right! I eight 'em!

Bart-oh you HATE him...

willie-...and I 'eight' the mess he left on my rug!

[dirtking]

Homer - Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems

[Eye Slayer]

Ralph - But daddy, these rubber pants are HOT!

Chief - You'll wear 'em until you learn!

[nofishfisherman]

"I think I bent my Wookie" -Ralph

[lookincalifornia]

homer: i could help others. i could get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war

lisa: how is that gonna help anybody?

homer: it couldn't hurt. unless the monkeys started hurting people. which they almost certainly would.

homer: D'oh

lisa: a deer

bart: a female deer

[lookincalifornia]

thought i'd add a good flanders one.

science is like a tattle tale that tells you how the movie ends. i say there are some things we don't wanna know. important things!

[McGurk]

Todd Flanders: I'm Jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.

Ned Flanders: One problem at a time, son.

[Northland Sportsman]

Chew through my ball sack - Skinner

[nofishfisherman]

"Sorry Marge, but Max Power doesn't cuddle. You just strap yourself in and feel the G's!" - Homer (when he changed his name to Max Power)

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Homer: Yeah, but faster!

[McGurk]

Homer: Do you want it done right or do you want it done fast?

Marge: Like everyone in America; Fast!

(Homer and Bart blow the drawer open on an end table using fireworks that Marge asked Homer to fix)

Marge: Well, you can't argue the results.

[lookincalifornia]

ned flanders: shall we sing a hymn? nearer my god to thee perhaps or amazing grace?

rev. lovejoy: nah

[setterguy]

Marge "No beer for a month"

Homer " You got it, no deer for a month"

Marge "Did you say beer or deer?"

Homer "ba"

Homer to student exchange student Pepe "I love you Pepsi"

Pepe: "Its Pepe'"

Homer "whatever"