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Oh thier are so many....

Me fail english?! That's UNpossible!-Ralph

I love you supernintendo Chalmers.-Ralph

I call the big one Bitey.-Homer

Marge, hold the wheel while I scratch in two places at once.-Homer

willie-I 'eight' your dog..

Bart-You ate my dog!

willie-thats right! I eight 'em!

Bart-oh you HATE him...

willie-...and I 'eight' the mess he left on my rug!

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homer: i could help others. i could get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war

lisa: how is that gonna help anybody?

homer: it couldn't hurt. unless the monkeys started hurting people. which they almost certainly would.

homer: D'oh

lisa: a deer

bart: a female deer

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"Sorry Marge, but Max Power doesn't cuddle. You just strap yourself in and feel the G's!" - Homer (when he changed his name to Max Power)

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Homer: Yeah, but faster!

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Homer: Do you want it done right or do you want it done fast?

Marge: Like everyone in America; Fast!

(Homer and Bart blow the drawer open on an end table using fireworks that Marge asked Homer to fix)

Marge: Well, you can't argue the results.

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