You might be an FMer if..........

[arbuck]

Based on Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck, but here in Minnesota we have FM.

Here are just a few that I could think of I'm sure you guys/gals will have more to add.

If you have ever bought a vehicle based on the size of your portable fish house...........You might be an FMer

If you have ever bought you wife jewlery that doubles as a fishing lure.............You might be an FMer

and the last one that I could come up with........

If you have ever watched TV in your living room while seated in your portable fish house...............You might be an FMer.

Anyone else come up with any?

arbuck

[gonefishin11]

Im gonna modify your first one a little bit.... If you buy a portable house small enough to fit in your SUV

If the day the FM server goes down, you call in sick to work or skip class and check every 5 minutes to see if it is up and running.....

[hurricanemark]

If you sit in your portable with a wireless laptop and get a signal.

[JollyT]

If you save your vacation especially for ice fishing...

You might be an FMer.

[chunkytrout]

As you're sitting there pondering "Is the Marcum superior to the Vex, is Eskimo is slower than the Nils, which events should I go to, will my wife divorce me if I get another portable?" and you drive into a snowbank,

you might be a FMer.

[JohnMickish]

If you ask for Muskie lures for Christmas, you might be an FM'r

If your tackle bag weighs more than your vacation suitcase you might be an FM'r

[icehousebob]

If your kids don't trust any meat that doesn't have bullet holes or hook marks in it......

If your wife comes into the room in her black nightie and says its bedtime, and you would rather spend time at the computer....

If your idea of a perfect second honeymoon is a three day weekend in a rental fishhouse.....

If your son in second grade draws a family picture and it shows mommy, baby sister, the new puppy, and a face in a fish house window...

If you can't understand why you wife isn't happy with a Vex for an anniversary gift....

If your family pictures on the wall have been replaced with CPR,ed fish pictures...

[JohnMickish]

The Muskie lures you do get are bigger than any ornament on the tree...

You decorate a tree with lures....

You have those fish lure lights hanging from your tree...

The first thing you do after you bring home that new boat or fish house is attack it with a drill and "make it right"

[Dave]

You have a 20-inch decorative fishing lure hanging from your rearview mirror.

[Moose-Hunter]

....it's midnight, on a Saturday, and you've just posted a reply in one of the many WONDERFUL forums...

[wolfman-k]

You might run out of milk or ketchup, but you have plenty of waxies & eurolarve next to the beer in the fridge!

[Red]

If your reading Outdoor News and rigging up your ice rods with fresh line you might be.....

[Lost]

If you ever joined the Polar Bear Club accidently while ice fishing....

If you get upset that the temperature goes above freezing....

If you ever take your float tube with you to go ice fishing....

You might be an FMer.

[chart1444]

If you forget to unhook the portable from your snowmobile to go to shore for the lunch, while somebody is inside fishing. You might be a FMer

[gman2002]

how bout if your ice gear costs more than your truck !!!!!!

[korn_fish]

If you got more money invested in your tackle box then your 401K, then you might be an FM'er

If your fishouse costs more than your truck, you might be an FM'er

[Paradice]

If you sit down with two friends in the fishhouse, and it's still in the shop cause there's no ice... You might be an FMer.

[oscar]

If you've ever been caught sitting in your boat with rod in hand while its still parked in the garage...........guilty

If you've thought about taking out a second mortgage on your house to finance your fish house.........you might be an FMer

[Bob/Mn]

If after a cold snap you look at the outside thermometer and say"Look it is only 10 below now".

You may be a FMer.

[FI Guide]

stock walleys in your swimming pool you might be an FMer

[hunt4food]

If you got a Christmas card from your taxidermist that even addressed your children by name on the envelope.

If the neighbor kids looks at your fully outfitted ice fishing ATV and asks if Darth Vader drives that?

If your local bait store could balance your checkbook

If you know what an I.B.O.T stands for and if you know better than to ask if you "need an extension."

If you can gut a deer with 1 hand while eating a Hershey bar with the other.

If your hands smell like fish so often that your wife has gotten used to it.

If your dentist has repaired your teeth more than once due to chewing into a copper plated #4 shot.

This is fun, but I must stop for awhile now.

[catmaster1557]

If when there isn't enough ice for icefishing you set up your fishhouse over the floor drain in your garage and pretend to fish... you might be an FMer

When your down at the river carp fishing with white sweet corn and a guy comes up to you, and says "you boys is on crack" you might be a FMer <--------- actually had this happen to me. long story though.

When 2/3 things you say begins with " Today when I was on FM.com".....

[icehousebob]

You've given panfish fillets as a birthday gift...

You think of smoked fish, venison jerky, pickled fish, and beer to be four of the basic food groups...

Your ice fishing tackle box is worth more than you first two cars...

You haven't had a car in your garage for ten years because of sporting equipment...

( three of those four are actually true about me)

[Kylersk]

If you spend your nights off of the ice reading this forum, then you might be an FMer?

[M.T. Bucket]

...you've ever bothered to respond to a political opinion from a guy who calls himself M.T. Bucket.