Stolen Car

[BlueLundFishrman]

What do a stolen car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?

Neither one has a title.

[zamboni]

Add the Brewers to that.

I still think winning a World Series is a bigger deal. Was even harder when the Twins did it, only 2 teams from the AL and NL even MADE the playoffs.

[RussC]

How's that South Dakota NFL team doing this year?

[zamboni]

How's that South Dakota NFL team doing this year?

Or their MLB, NBA and NHL teams At least they got slot machines at truck stops!!

[LMITOUT]

How's that South Dakota NFL team doing this year?

They have about the same chance of winning the Super Bowl that the Minnesota NFL team has.

[echotrail]

In SD you don't have to travel too far to watch sports. It's flat enough that with a good pair of binnoculars you can stand in the back of your truck in Mitchell and watch a high school football game in Rapid City.

[so haaad]

There's the corn palace. So they've got that going for them...

[zamboni]

I hope the Vikes win the Super Bowl, just so LMIT shuts up!!!

Wait, we will have played a weak team in the Super Bowl, then have to look at charts and listen to why they did win.

[Jim Uran]

He's a troll! Let's just quit feeding him for a while and he'll shut up!

[CrappiesNCats]

whats the difference between my dad and a packer fan?

none. they both can only live in the past

[Cooter]

Whats the difference between the Queens and Cheerios?

[zamboni]

He's a troll! Let's just quit feeding him for a while and he'll shut up!

Those charts are awesome though. I print em out for when we run out of TP.

[Steve Foss]

Whats the difference between Cheerios and the Queens?

One is the "breakfast of champions." The other has been served up since 1961 as breakfast for champions.

[Jim Almquist]

Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, both

die, and go to HeII.

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.

He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?'

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of

snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya

know.'

;

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up

the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from

Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling

Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims,

'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying

yourselves?'

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up

dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's

dis nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he

comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have

been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off.

The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging

everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail,

moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with

Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber

hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering,

yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the

heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is

wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya

know, if heII iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super

Bowl.'

[Cooter]

Whats the difference between the Queens and Cheerios?

Cheerios were meant to be in a bowl!

[walleyes12]

Actually, what do Cheerios and Packer fans Have in common:

Its the look on their face when they watched TJUNK lead the Vikes to a divison Championship!!! Or the look on their face when they realized Favre still has it, and is going to lead the Vikes to back to back division championships!

[so haaad]

They have about the same chance of winning the Super Bowl that the Minnesota NFL team has.

Someone please call Dan Barreiro...we found Carl Gerbschmidt!

[Cooter]

While we're at it.....a very rich man decided to pass some of the wealth onto his 3 sons. Asking what they wanted the oldest decided on a mansion on an island. So he bought him a huge palace on an island in the Gulf. The middle aged son wanted a fast car, so he bought him a Corvette. The youngest wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit, so.......he bought him da MN Viqueens!

[Cooter]

And there's a very good reason that South Dakota doesn't have a professional football team, because if they did then Minnesota would want one too!

[jeffreyd]

what do a tornado and divorce have in common in sd? someone is going going to loose a trailer house

[Big Dave2]

Originally Posted By: LMITOUT

They have about the same chance of winning the Super Bowl that the Minnesota NFL team has.

Someone please call Dan Barreiro...we found Carl Gerbschmidt!

I always thought LMITOUT sounded like a hairlip!

[Big Dave2]

Q:What is the diffrence between a Packer fan and a baby?

A:The baby will stop whinning after awhile.

[MNice]

What do a stolen car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?

Neither one has a title.

Wrong, I would bet most stolen vehicles have a valid title. The thief just does not possess the title.

[Big Dave2]

Q:Why do Packer fans smell so bad?

A:So blind people can hate them as well.

[Big Dave2]

Q:What's the difference between a porcupine and Lambeau Field?

A:The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.