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Too bad Kurtwood Smith is playing the Senator (he's the dad on That 70's Show) I see him scolding Eric and not Jack Bauer.

Go Jack Go! I like that BEEP, beep going in and out of comercials. It's the new Law and Order sound.

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Opener show was awesome. I have no idea what the "bomb" will be, that's what makes the show so good you just don't see it coming, maybe another blast from the past.

Yep, the beep, beep, that gets my dog going, I put 2 & 2 together that she associates it with the sound of the microwave being done, which in her mind = popcorn.

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I still say Chloe is a babe grin

Wife had to remind me to close my mouth when she made her appearance. Appears the frumpy look is a thing of the past. I like it whistle Pretty sure I would find myself misbehaving around the FBI agent in hopes of getting the cuffs... or a least put in a good headlock.

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I still don't see the fascination with Chloe.

On the other hand, the broker gal meeting the President's husband...... drool5.gif

Yes, Jack's sunglasses gotta go.

I think it's been a great start thus far and wish it was on again tonight! I'm a little disappointed in Jack's body count though with just one in four hours. He needs to pick up the pace to stay on average. grin

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Basic Truths About Jack Bauer:

* Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

* If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

* If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

* Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

* If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.

* Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

* 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

* Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

* Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

* Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

* When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

* Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

* Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

* Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

* Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

* When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

* Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

* Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.

* Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

* When Jack Bauer pees into the wind, the wind changes direction.

* Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

* When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

* You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

* Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.

* When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

* Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer”.

* In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the heck have you done with your life?

* Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

* In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

* What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

* Guns don’t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

* If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

* People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

* Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

* Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.

* Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

* When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

* It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

* Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

* Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

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