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[swamptiger]

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Are massages now a bad thing too?  

 

There used to be a great massage parlor in Minneapolis back in the 70's.   Handy too. Right across the street from Joe Houle's Peanut Bar and the cop shop...

[leech~~]

1 hour ago, swamptiger said:

 

There used to be a great massage parlor in Minneapolis back in the 70's.   Handy too. Right across the street from Joe Houle's Peanut Bar and the cop shop...

There use to be ton's of them in Mpls back then but they all got closed down for the other services they offered-swamptiger!

Edited April 8, 2016 by leech~~

[swamptiger]

23 minutes ago, leech~~ said:

There use to be ton's of them in Mpls back then but they all got closed down for the other services they offered-swamptiger!

Yeah, too bad.  Del probably even has some fond memories of the great services they provided...

[delcecchi]

Nope.  Never really appealed to me, the idea of a commercial transaction.  But if it worked for you guys.....

[bobbymalone]

I'm not sure about the 80s but I've just assumed all the little spots around town that offer massages and use the word "Asian" in their name offer additional services and the cops just look the other way.

[swamptiger]

22 minutes ago, bobbymalone said:

I'm not sure about the 80s but I've just assumed all the little spots around town that offer massages and use the word "Asian" in their name offer additional services and the cops just look the other way.

 

I think it actually gets a little more "involved" than that...

36 minutes ago, delcecchi said:

Nope.  Never really appealed to me, the idea of a commercial transaction.  But if it worked for you guys.....

 

I believe you del.

Edited April 8, 2016 by swamptiger

[bobbymalone]

32 minutes ago, swamptiger said:

 

I think it actually gets a little more "involved" than that...

 

Well every time I leave for work I tell my wife if she needs me I'll be at the "Asian heavenly massage".

[RebelSS]

Del, didn't you see the "new" Asian massage place in town was busted by the cops for prostitution? Twice. Duh. Reminds me of a part in a Wambaugh book about going in undercover to one of those places and hooking up with "Juicy Lucy". 

[swamptiger]

Fortunately, del wasn't around at the time...

[DrJuice1980]

Rub and tug?  40 dollar make you holler.  Obviously I wasn't referring to those kinds of massages but whatever to relieve stress, as long as it doesn't create more stress! 

[RebelSS]

1 hour ago, swamptiger said:

Fortunately, del wasn't around at the time...

Or was he?  

[smurfy]

15 hours ago, leech~~ said:

That's ok the way the mud has been flying on this one we either need the "Off topic" boys to come by or a lock maybe!

reb and I can come over..................wadda need>>>>>

[leech~~]

7 minutes ago, smurfy said:

reb and I can come over..................wadda need>>>>>

Distractions!  Can you do it?

[RebelSS]

If I can get Smurfy slapped outta his pre-friday nite Happy Hour stupor, we can throw something together! More fun than throwing the "big lock" on it!!! 

[smurfy]

49 minutes ago, leech~~ said:

Distractions!  Can you do it?

well there was this talk of some nudist colony around andover!!!!!!!!

reb has a cute neighbor lady I hear he spends time with!!!!!!!! I heard she massages all his aches and pains!!!!!!!

[leech~~]

56 minutes ago, smurfy said:

well there was this talk of some nudist colony around andover!!!!!!!!

reb has a cute neighbor lady I hear he spends time with!!!!!!!! I heard she massages all his aches and pains!!!!!!!

Ok but only if she has a BMI of 20 or she is not even worth going for!

[RebelSS]

24 minutes ago, leech~~ said:

Ok but only if she has a BMI of 20 or she is not even worth going for!

Is that a Big Momma Intellect??

[leech~~]

19 minutes ago, RebelSS said:

Is that a Big Momma Intellect??

Well I don't know about all the intellect stuff about her? I would just not like it if she had a BMI over 20 and all voluptuous and curve and stuff. Euuu!

[RebelSS]

Well, then ya probably won't like her. 

[leechlake]

the Food and Beverage committee contributors are striking (not that kind Smurf)  again to make peace on earth and good will towards men.  Good work boys...next time you can keep your shirts on

 

[RebelSS]

    Forget the post, was a mistake.

[delcecchi]

1 hour ago, leechlake said:

the Food and Beverage committee contributors are striking (not that kind Smurf)  again to make peace on earth and good will towards men.  Good work boys...next time you can keep your shirts on

 

I heard she was going to realign Reb's spine so his aches and pains would fade away....

[RebelSS]

God, if that was possible, I'd let her. I'd even make her fish with peas and pearl onions. 

[swamptiger]

 

I guess if you chew those Viagras very slowly, they'll straighten your spine right out.

[delcecchi]

Your bodies innate intelligence will take care of it.