You know your a bass fisherman when.......

[bassfshin24]

Thought this would be a fun topic to see what some people come up with.

You know you're a bass fisherman when your bass boat has more bling then your wife's wedding ring!

[Hester]

You might be a bass fisherman if the words "Yum Dinger" no longer make you giggle when you here it.

[SledNeck]

....,,,,if you laugh at all the boats fishing the calm side of points and islands.... Oh wait, guess that means I'm an arrogant bass fisherman

[Basschaser]

....you hear Sweet Beaver, you think of a piece of plastic in the shape of a crayfish rather than a very large sugar coated rodent.

[Basschaser]

.... a Skinny Dipper no longer looks like a human body part.

[fishuhalik]

...if you've ever flipped a jig into a bucket in february just to scratch the itch...admit it, you've been there

[fishuhalik]

...if you've ever flipped a jig into a bucket in the living room in the middle of february just to scratch the itch...admit it, you've been there

[TonkaBass]

If all the the terms used in foreplay remind you of reaction innovation products

[smnduck]

....band aides on your thumbs are a good thing.

[Larson15]

raccoon eyes and sandle tan lines last till January.

[Gordie]

Your rain gear has less rubber in it than your tackle box.

[FrankTXbassman]

Your Exceptional Boat & Tackle cost more then the truck you pull it with,

[Juan Grande]

You wonder if every sink hole, puddle and pond you drive by has bass in it.

[Religion_Of_Fish]

You refer to walleye as "roughfish" just to get a rise out of people.

[Doufish2]

Ranger is a boat, not someone on a golf course telling you to move along faster!

[CHM]

You have a much bigger storehouse of plastics than you will ever need, but you can't walk by a sale bin without buying a few bags.

[thatoneguy]

You have a much bigger storehouse of plastics than you will ever need, but you can't walk by a sale bin without buying a few bags.

+1

Me: Ooooh I bet I could make THAT color work. It's a tiny shade different from the other 800 I have in the garage!

[jwmiller33]

None of the fish you catch have teeth

[thatoneguy]

None of the fish you catch have teeth

I've caught more pike while bass fishing than I have while pike fishing. Add in the walleye and occasional dogfish, and there's plenty of toothy critters to be found while bassin'. Plus I've had a couple muskie chase my spinner to the boat the past couple years...one of these days we're gonna tangle!

[muskiemanAD]

You can't catch a Muskie so you fish Bass! Just kidding guys!

When your thumb is just raw after a productive day!

[Jarrid Houston]

If your like some bass chasers I know "You keep every walleye you catch and eat it".....

[Jarrid Houston]

Woman can catch bass, it takes a man to catch a WALLEYE" LOL hahahah

[river rat316]

Funny you are in here then huhhh.......

[tolle141]

When you refuse to fish anything that you can't reach out and touch

[mww24]

you get mad when your friends invite you to mille lacs and wont take you smallie fishing. so the next time they go you bring your boat and fish by yourself so you can catch smallies. true story. its when i knew i was a nutcase