What's the name of your fishing vessel?

[Daze Off]

Daze Off - named for both what I do when I have a day off and what happens to me after I have spent a day of fishing - gotten the daze out of my eyes that comes from work, stress, etc. Was going to name a guide business the same as well.

[Jim Uran]

I inherited a name on my boat... Nauti-Gal.. God for gay, I need to get rid of those decals. It's almost embarassing, I know if I scrape them off the paint will still show the name, so I may as well leave it for now.

[Joe's Kid]

Leechbait,

You may want to do some research on the proper procedures for renaming your boat, lest some ill fortune befall the vessel.

Arrrgh, matey! You don't want to incur the wrath of Poseidon and his friends.

Many people take it seriously, many don't. I'm just sayin'...

BTW, mine's called Miss-Adventure. Pun intended.

[Jim Almquist]

I inherited a name on my boat... Nauti-Gal.. God for gay, I need to get rid of those decals. It's almost embarassing, I know if I scrape them off the paint will still show the name, so I may as well leave it for now.

Leechbait this is what you will need to do when you get around to renaming your boat. Maybe change it to Naut Fast Enuff or Naut-a-Byte

Ceremony for Renaming Your Boat

Everyone knows that renaming your boat will bring nothing but bad luck and make your boating experience something that you will want to forget. But what happens when, after months of searching, you find your dreamboat with a name that you just cannot live with. For example, my first love was a 28-foot Alden with the most beautiful lines I’d ever seen. She was named Perfidious. How could anything this graceful be named betrayer of trust? Well, I never bought her, but I often thought that if I had, I would have renamed her Magic, after my wife.

Renaming a boat is, of course, not something to be done lightly. Since the beginning of time, sailors have sworn that there are unlucky ships and the unluckiest ships of all are those who have defied the gods and changed their names. So, is there a way to change a name and not incur the wrath of those deities that rule the elements? Yes, Virginia, there is.

According to legend, each and every vessel is recorded by name in the Ledger of the Deep and is known personally to Poseidon, or Neptune, the god of the sea. It is logical therefore, if we wish to change the name of our boat, the first thing we must do is to purge its name from the Ledger of the Deep and from Poseidon’s memory.

This is an involved process beginning with the removal or obliteration of every trace of the boat’s current identity. This is essential and must be done thoroughly.

I once went through the ceremony after the owner had assured me that every reference to his boat’s old name had been purged from her. A couple of weeks later, he discovered he had missed a faded name on her floating key chain. I advised him to start over, perhaps with a little extra libation for the ruler of the sea. Unfortunately, he declined.

Since then, his boat has been struck by lightning, had its engine ruined by the ingress of the sea, been damaged by collision and finally sunk! It pays to be thorough.

In purging your boat, it is acceptable to use White-Out or some similar obliterating fluid to expunge the boat’s name from log books, engine and maintenance records etc., but it is much easier to simply remove the offending document from the boat and start afresh. Don’t forget the life rings and especially the transom and forward name boards.

Do not under any circumstances carry aboard any item bearing your boat’s new name until the purging and renaming ceremonies have been completed!

Once you are certain every reference to her old name has been removed from her, all that is left to do is to prepare a metal tag with the old name written on it in water-soluble ink. You will also need a bottle of reasonably good Champagne. Plain old sparkling wine won’t cut it. Since this is an auspicious occasion, it is a good time to invite your friends to witness and to party. Begin by invoking the name of the ruler of the deep as follows:

Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to expunge for all time from your records and recollection the name (here insert the old name of your vessel) which has ceased to be an entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this ingot bearing her name to be corrupted through your powers and forever be purged from the sea. (At this point, the prepared metal tag is dropped from the bow of the boat into the sea.)

In grateful acknowledgment of your munificence and dispensation, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. (Pour at least half of the bottle of Champagne into the sea from East to West. The remainder may be passed among your guests.

It is usual for the renaming ceremony to be conducted immediately following the purging ceremony, although it may be done at any time after the purging ceremony. For this portion of the proceedings, you will need more Champagne, Much more because you have a few more gods to appease.Begin the renaming by again calling Poseidon as follows:

Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to take unto your records and recollection this worthy vessel hereafter and for all time known as (Here insert the new name you have chosen), guarding her with your mighty arm and trident and ensuring her of safe and rapid passage throughout her journeys within your realm.

In appreciation of your munificence, dispensation and in honor of your greatness, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. (At this point, one bottle of Champagne, less one glass for the master and one glass for the mate are poured into the sea from West to East.)

The next step in the renaming ceremony is to appease the gods of the winds. This will assure you of fair winds and smooth seas. Because the four winds are brothers, it is permissible to invoke them all at the same time, however, during the ceremony; you must address each by name. Begin in this manner:

Oh mighty rulers of the winds, through whose power our frail vessels traverse the wild and faceless deep, we implore you to grant this worthy vessel (Insert your boat’s new name) the benefits and pleasures of your bounty, ensuring us of your gentle ministration according to our needs.(Facing north, pour a generous libation of Champagne into a Champagne flute and fling to the North as you intone:) Great Boreas, exalted ruler of the North Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your frigid breath.(Facing west, pour the same amount of Champagne and fling to the West while intoning:) Great Zephyrus, exalted ruler of the West Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your wild breath.(Facing east, repeat and fling to the East.) Great Eurus, exalted ruler of the East Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your mighty breath.

(Facing south, repeat, flinging to the South.) Great Notus, exalted ruler of the South Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your scalding breath.

Of course, any champagne remaining will be the beginnings of a suitable celebration in honor of the occasion.

Once the ceremony has been completed, you may bring aboard any and all items bearing the new name of your vessel. If you must schedule the painting of the new name on the transom before the ceremony, be sure the name is not revealed before the ceremony is finished. It may be covered with bunting or some other suitable material.

[Finlander]

My sisters Angler SS is named: Fin Lander being we are Finnsh.

My old Pro-V I never named it, figured Pro-V was good enuf!

[Jim Uran]

Dang Jim, I'm kind of a superstitious guy, lol!!!! Now you got me scared to change the name.

[fishmaster LOW]

Had a 96 Bayliner Capri I/O that we nicknamed "Please Start"

[Jake19]

"Master Baiter"

[Hd Wtr Hillbilly]

Old Lund Alaskan- "Red Snapper"

[nofish]

"The Other Woman"

[herefish101]

I'v never named it, but i'm go'in with "JUNK". That would be fitting formy boats current state.

[croixflats]

The boat, not an official name but its what I call it when someone asks where to put their tackle box. Though sometimes I refer to the boat as her or she.

[KatoMike]

"The Norvin" My six year old son can not pronounce northern, so when he says it it comes out as norvin. He also says crapeye for crappie.

[Sonicrunch]

das boat

[gardn184]

my 14 foot starcraft from the 60's has been apptly named "The Flying Ducksman" My dad put a nice camo paint job on it with all the fixings of a duckboat that doubles as a pretty nice fishing boat in the summer, or is that fishing boat that doubles as a duckboat? And yes, with a name like that its only fitting to fly a small jolly roger off the transom light on opener

http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv205/gardn184/Boatafterpaintjob.jpg

[2thepointsetters]

My old boat was "OFF THE HOOK" and my new boat is named "IMPULSE"

[cribbageboy]

"PUSH" I 14ft Sylvan with a '71 Johnson on the back. She starts when she wants to, runs when she wants to, and dies when she wants to. (the first two are rather infrequent compared to the last one.)

[S.D. Ice Angular]

My Boat

[chad austin]

"Playin Hooky" - 14' Lund with a 15hp Johnson.

Rather fitting I think!

[flyboy10]

THE AGENDA.

[Chnginthhofl]

"Lund Pro Sport"

Came out of the box with a name.

[Northlander]

My old boat was "OFF THE HOOK" and my new boat is named "IMPULSE"

Chris you just had to go bigger didnt ya. I hope you get a lot of OT to pay for the gas.

[opsirc]

have not got it painted yet, but Playing Hooky. 21ft Starcraft

[2thepointsetters]

Chris you just had to go bigger didnt ya. I hope you get a lot of OT to pay for the gas.

Its bigger alright. I will be working all the over time I can because she burns 28 gallons per hour wide open. I will be putting a 20 h.p. honda kicker on over the winter. If all goes well she should be in the water just in time for meat fishing.

[Hot_tamale]

28 gallons an hour? holy you know what!!!

I named my boat "Merari"--the goddess of my home and my daughters name.

The down side to naming it was that she catches more fish from it than i do. Not really, but some days it seems like it!!!