The Greatest Archery Story Ever

[sysco_joe]

hailing from "da iron range"

[tunrevir]

tobacco juice, dripping from his.

Tunrevir~

[northerndave]

so den, grissley bears eh?

[Bobby Bass]

Lloyd sniffs the breeze, snorts

[Shack]

and falls in Dietzs lap!

[Royce Aardahl]

Four came from the left.

[harvey lee]

Dietz shot and three left.

[delmuts]

where did it go??

[harvey lee]

seems another miss for Dietz

[Royce Aardahl]

A new story without Dietz

[delmuts]

but he DID find his way home!

[harvey lee]

without a deer.

[Bobby Bass]

Standing outside of Marv's butchershop

[northerndave]

he pulls a womens stocking over his face bankrobber style.

[Scoot]

and screams, "Gimme da loins!"

[northerndave]

rubber bludgeon point at full draw

[Bassboy1645]

streaking naked into the shop...

[lawdog]

, well except for the women's stockings that is...

[onlyslabs]

covering his

[northerndave]

Marve the butcher is not amused.

[Bassboy1645]

Dives at dietz meatcleaver waving!

[lawdog]

"You and that rancid Fart Muffler get out of my store!!!" he screamed...

[Scoot]

Instead, he pulled out his

[northerndave]

still steamin buck semen bottle

[Deitz Dittrich]

How did this become a story about me again???? This supposed to be the "greatest" and all I have done so far is Fart and miss?...

I do have gas problems at times, but seldom miss! LOL you guys kill me! Wait I shouldn't say that or you guys will kill me off in your twisted story!