You just might be a Catfisherman

[Gordie]

when the only reading you enjoy is the catfish forum.

[rushing]

...if there is only two kinds of fish you fish for..catfish and bait!

I was thinking last night that those are the only two things I have fished for at all this year.

[Gordie]

when you wish the store bought stink bait came with scratch and sniff

[honky kong]

your love life takes the back burner because all of your summer nights are dedicated to the river.

[icehousebob]

elwood, you are one sick puppy... I like that one.

[Gordie]

Igot others but to sick to post I'll catch you on the river some time and let you here um......

[DARK30]

Other than your truck's blue book value rising and falling depending on how much gas is in it or staring at the new bottle of fish attractant because the label says "concentrate".... You might just be a catfisherman when you decide that size DOES matter...and there IS something you can do about it.

[Random guy]

You have all of the water levels, locks and dams websites saved in your favorites right next to the no-roll sinker supplier on your computer...although the pictures of your wedding along with all of your tax info has been lost in the system for years.

[ratherbefishn]

You know your a catfisherman when you dont have to worry about peeling sunburn but dried catslime instead

Also when most people tell you what they have been catching and your thinking " that would be great bait!"

[rushing]

if when you go grocery shopping late at night on your way home from fishing, all muddy and the workers are afraid of you beacuse it looks like you just got done burying some bodies.

[Gordie]

you know your a catfisherman when the only movie you care to watch is grumpier old men and you fast forward to the catch and release scene of catfish hunter.

[hanson]

When you sit around home at night with Stink Bait on your upper lip because you enjoy the smell.

You just don't want to confuse the stink bait jar with the peanut butter jar!

[Gordie]

stinkbait and jelly sandwitch yea you might be a catfisherman (make mine rasberry and chesse)

[Guest]

You know your a catman when you stop at SA after catfishing and see a spectacular glimmer in the cashiers eyes.. soon to realize you bumped your cats eyes head lamp into strobe mode and didnt notice.

[Fishin4Life]

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You know your a catman when you stop at SA after catfishing and see a spectacular glimmer in the cashiers eyes.. soon to realize you bumped your cats eyes head lamp into strobe mode and didnt notice.

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LMAO as "That Guy" was winking back at the cashier!

[Capt. Quicksteel]

If you've ever had anything to do with a HSOforum where they've had a conversation about putting bluegills in little bullhead suits! I'm kind of sore because I can't find the bullhead suits on the web and my wife won't sew any for me!

[Dennis Steele]

The neighbors avoid contact with you because of the awfull stench comming from your yard.

[walleyes12]

If the golf course kicks you off the course for "Accidentally" hitting your ball into the pond so you can look for fresh frogs

[ratherbefishn]

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The neighbors avoid contact with you because of the awfull stench comming from your yard.

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So Im not the olny one I'v had a couple batches of bully soup in back from time to time.

[ratherbefishn]

When the olny reason you consider moving to cheeseville as an option is so you can use panfish for bait!

[so haaad]

When the highlight of your ice fishing season is that every fish that you caught weighiung over 8 lbs "barks" after it comes through the hole.

[DTro]

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The neighbors avoid contact with you because of the awfull stench comming from your yard.

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Yep, just waiting for the day that the Police Chief, who lives a few houses down wind, comes looking for a dead body

[Gordie]

if you melt down all the wheel weights off of the wifes car cause you lost all your sinkers the night before.

[bgreen82]

...if your idea of prefishing for a tournament is simply catching your bait.

[wastewaterguru]

You're kids have been begging to play with the glowsticks they got from grandma at Christmas.........and you realize that they are taped to the end of your fishing rods.