Nudest Club BBQ?

[leechlake]

Well, sometimes I even surprise myself.  I was going to post something on buying fish but somehow my mind wandered and I found myself looking up something on the old google machine instead.

Avatar Nudist Club- yep I looker 'er up and it's in East Bethel actually not Andover.  The page looks like Club Med not that picture that Smurfy posted that looks like a trailer park type joint.  The directions make it look like its on a dead end or cul de sac and on their webpage it mention having a gate so that ruins my Friday idea of taking a spin up there to take some photos.  It isn't open til Mid May for those looking for something to do this Easter weekend.  

I don't know exactly what words I can use for the funny thing I saw in the "frequently asked questions" part but I will give it a try.  For one it is highly encouraged to carry your towel around and to place it down anywhere you are going to sit.  The thought of that is disgusting enough to make me not want to go there.  Here's the best and apparently most frequently asked of all the "frequently asked questions" that also makes me not want to go there.  

"what happens if a male gets "excited"?  What should he do?"  (I'm not kidding that's the biggest or should I say most common question)

If you want the answer you can look it up yourself and/or take a guess but the answer isn't that you can just stand there.

That's it...I did it and am not ashamed to tell you I'm looking up nudist clubs on Good Friday.  I am not suggesting an event there in any way shape or form, zero, none, zilch.  I don't want to hear about that I was.  The football game gaffe was enough.

Edited March 25, 2016 by leechlake

[bobbymalone]

40 minutes ago, leechlake said:

 

"what happens if a male gets "excited"?  What should he do?"  (I'm not kidding that's the biggest or should I say most common question)

I get the feeling that with the clientele that are into these things there probably isn't much exciting stuff going on there, and if there is it's not hard difficult to look the other way at something that kills it dead.

[RebelSS]

LL, you were one of those kids in school that stared out the window woolgathering (sorry Dotch) most of the day, weren't ya? 

[leechlake]

I'd call it gore tex gathering nowadays.  No, I'm more "creative minded" now that I'm almost an adult.

[roony]

You need to git your mind right boy. Let's play "I'm the warden and you are Luke". 

[leechlake]

as long as the gal in the car wash scene gets to be mine I'm in!

[reinhard1]

One good thing is if I went there I would demand to be the cook so I can at least wear a apron to hide the shadowmaker.  For safety reasons of course.  Don't want any sparks or grease flying my way you know.  Probably wear some very dark sunglasses also so in case my eyes stray and stare it won't be noticed.  good luck.

[bobbymalone]

"shadowmaker"

LOL

[RebelSS]

I think RH just trumped the thread. 

 

 

43 minutes ago, leechlake said:

as long as the gal in the car wash scene gets to be mine I'm in!

You just leave Lucille outta this. You've got a woman. Any "all mine", and I'll take charge of that. 

[tacklejunkie]

46 minutes ago, reinhard1 said:

One good thing is if I went there I would demand to be the cook so I can at least wear a apron to hide the shadowmaker.  For safety reasons of course.  Don't want any sparks or grease flying my way you know.

 

[reinhard1]

This pic is also useful for that BBQ.

[RebelSS]

Do they have that suggestive song by Frankie Goes to Hollywood playing in the background?.....

[leechlake]

you guys are a bunch of sickos.  This nudist joint is a legit operation, even on a cul d sac.  If RH is cooking I'd go almost anywhere though so that's a given.  He's also still a sly Kraut...acting like he'd never been there

 

Edited March 25, 2016 by leechlake

[Dotch]

Have you no shame?!?!?! 

[tacklejunkie]

10 minutes ago, leechlake said:

  If RH is cooking I'd go almost anywhere though so that's a given. 

 

I would, also

But I would insist he keeps the apron on

[leechlake]

3 minutes ago, Dotch said:

Have you no shame?!?!?! 

looks like she got into a bottle of Reb's pickled beets.

[Dotch]

I figured it was smurfy putting katchup on everything like he does. 

[RebelSS]

2 minutes ago, Dotch said:

I figured it was smurfy putting katchup on everything like he does. 

I wonder if he pours it on his waffles too? Worked with a guy on a crew that put his egg on top of his waffles, then the sausage on top of that, then ketchup over ALL of it. 

[leechlake]

I'm afraid to say this...my wife loves ketchup.  My folks used to get her a huge bottle of ketchup for Christmas every year as a standing present.  I will stop there...Kelloggs chick popping in my head for some reason

[DrJuice1980]

Mid may huh?

 

[leechlake]

yeah...tough call.  Opening weekend of fishing is usually about 49 degrees and if a guy decided to skip fishing to go the Nudist joint and you were new your "Cred" could start pretty low it you follow me.  On the other hand maybe it would be mostly fishing widows.

[lovebigbluegills]

RHs apron........

 

One for Smurf and Reb too......

 

[roony]

1 hour ago, reinhard1 said:

This pic is also useful for that BBQ.

I know that look.

[bobberineyes]

14 minutes ago, lovebigbluegills said:

RHs apron........

 

Tried that, stings a little at first but the wife sure enjoyed it...

[RebelSS]

Ya forgot LL's, bobber....