It never fails! (just for fun)

[hookncook]

It never fails! Every time I (blank), (blank) happens.

[hookncook]

I'll start.

It never fails! Everytime I start to catch fish, it's time to head into work.

[OnAFly]

It never fails, every time I get out one the ice, some goofy weather pattern is shutting everything down. At least that's been the recurring theme this year

[BartmanMN]

An appliance stops working for my wife or a kid gets sick

[nofishfisherman]

It never fails! Whenever my wife leaves the country for work some appliance in the house will break.

Refridgerator, garbage disposal, air conditioning unit, dishwasher, and dryer have all fallen victim.

My wife leaves for China in 10 days. I wonder what's going to break in 11 days?

[jwmiller33]

It never fails, everytime I get up to LOTW, they talk about how "you shoulda been here last week"

[reinhard1]

it never fails that before the start of open water season i have everything as far as tackle in their proper places and all ready to go nice and neat. but by the end of the year it one big mess, all to do it over again the next year. good luck.

[Slabasaurus]

it never fails that before the start of open water season i have everything as far as tackle in their proper places and all ready to go nice and neat. but by the end of the year it one big mess, all to do it over again the next year. good luck.

ha! reorganizing is how I stay occupied during that time between last open water and first ice

It never fails that when I log into Hotspot at work, my boss or someone from HR is at my desk about to ask me something important.

[seasock]

It never fails, everytime he pulls the trigger, someone falls! (Just for fun)

[BigDogRob]

"It never fails, every time I bring my daughter fishing, I hear how she will teach me someday how to catch the big ones..."

[Twins Guy]

It never fails...whenever my hands are wet my phone rings.

[Pleasant]

it never fails, every time I pour a hot cup of coffee, the bobber goes down and I dump it on my leg setting the hook

[KrabbyPatties]

It never fails...every time I ice a crappie in the first couple minutes with marks all over the Vex, it's the only one I catch and I end up making a mess to clean one puny, frozen crappie.

It never fails...every time I remember to bring my little radio, all the music they play sucks.

It never fails...every time I hook a really nice walleye, bass, or northern, I'm fishing for panfish with 2 lb mono and my tiniest jig so I can't land it.

It never fails...every time I fish a lake with a bait shop on the way I don't need bait and every time I plan on a lake with no bait shop on the way, I'm fresh out.

It never fails...every time I really have to take a leak, every shack in the area has wives and kids outside and there aren't any options at the access.

[Jessie_H]

It never fails, everytime I go fishing with my boyfriend, I always catch the big fish!!

[herefish101]

It never fails, every time I get everything claen and in it's right place I suddenly cant find somthing and tear it all apart again...

It never fails, every time you have somthing in your rod hand (beer, pop, smoke, food, cellphone...) your bobber shoots down the hole and you contimplate throwing whatever it is in your hand, but you dont and you miss the fish...

[northernsportman]

Good- It never fails, every time I reach for my phone, a walleye comes racing up for my spoon!

Bad- It never fails, every time I try to get away from people, someone always finds my tracks and sets up next to me during prime time....

[Mid-Lake Rock]

It never fails! Every time I think I have the spot to myself, someone walks over and drills holes right next to me when the rest of the lake has no fishermen.

[Rube]

It never fails- the "BIG" one gets off!

[Boar]

It never fails, everytime they start to bite I get tangle up two lines an it its over as soon as their free.

[Stick in Mud]

It never fails....whenever I find a new lake with some big bass in it, the girlfriend eventually dumps me.

[creepworm]

It never fails... everytime I get bundled up and put the bibs on, I have to take a dump.

[Down Deep]

It never fails...........every time fishing is slow and the bobber finally goes down the line is snagged on the ice.

[mr_jman]

It never fails... Every time I fire up the heater I run out of propane in the first 5 minutes!

[pathogen]

It never fails, when I head to a 'hot bite', I should have been there 'yesterday'!

[Twins 57 Fan]

never fails, Every time I fall through the ice, my boots get wet.