Best Old-Timer Tip

[huskiesplayer15]

Smallies was pretty good
Best fishes
Chris
IBOT WANNABE

[Ruttin' Buck]

You're not drunk until you **** your pants and I've only been drunk twice.

Wait...oops...wrong advice journal....

You'll never catch anything with your line in the boat!

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"Jack of all trades...master of none"

[IFallsRon]

... which leads to, "no, kid. fa@%ts aren't sposed to be wet."

Best advice: If you want to keep a secret, don't tell anyone.

[JiggingSpoon]

sitting on a weedline just nailing the walleyes "Well ya wanna try somwhere else"

WHY??? This is awesome!!

"Well we aready know we can catch them here, might as well see if we can find them anywhere else"

OK Whatever..... then to try about 10 other spots and just to hear, "well guess they were just biting at that first spot, well lets call it a day"

JS

[TV BOY]

Tie a balloon to a fish and let it go, it will lead you to the school......

sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Dr. Bob]

"If you die today, you don't fish tomorrow".

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The Doctor is in.............Everybody stand back!!!

I.B.O.T. # 144
Boundry Waters Chapter

[beer batter]

"It's noon somewhere..."

[Lip RIPPER!]

A beer drinker once said. "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."

[EXTREME]

"How are you going to catch any fish, if you are f******* around in the minnow bucket!!"

That was when I was a little one. Grampa always used to say, "Prescott spinner and a pork chunk is all you need"....excellent advice. Gratefull for them teaching me everything they know!!

[Guest]

Take it from an ol timer myself..."women, you can't liff wit dem and yous can't shoot em.".......... Der is a fine line between genious and madness!

[widetrack]

Big fish - Big bait.

[98prosport]

give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he will drink all day and never come home.
quoted from Paul Harvey, who qouted someone, who qouted someone the local bar.
hehehe

[Crossin' Eyes]

From my dad's uncle...

"when all else fails, Mepps the sh*t out of em'!"

[analyzer]

My grandpa once showed me you can put a slender stick an inch or two down a sunnies mouth and then grab the line and the stick at the same time, swirl the fish around a couple-a-times and out pops the hook. Never killed one since (and they always swallow the hook)

Found out why that is too. I have a 55 gallon aquarium at home. I bought a large mouth, a small mouth, and my son put a sunny and a couple bull heads in there. They'll eat 4 dozen minnows in 5 minutes. The bass are very agressive and chase and engulf the minnows, the bullheads seem like they don't have very good vision, and won't eat anything more than a few inches off the bottom. When they do eat one (or 12) they'll often kill it and spit it out a time or two until they get it turned properly and then they'll swallow it... but now the sunny, well he, I'm not really sure it's a he, just sits there very patiently, and when he eats... poof... the minnow's gone. When a minnow gets within a half inch or so, the sunny just sorta goes shlrooooop, and it's gone. So now I know why, when I'm fishin for sunnies, they always swallow it. Oh and by the way, none of them will touch a dead minnow.

Those bullheads are funny to watch. I'll drop a worm in the far end of the tank, and the bullheads are at the opposite end, facing the other way. There will be a 5 or 10 second delay, and then all of a sudden, they'll both go to the other end and dig it out of the rocks... they can smell it.

[analyzer]

My dad once said. By the best and you'll never be sorry...

I don't know about that, but I do know that there are definitely times when I have gone cheap, and I was sorry.

His coralary went like this.

Buy the best and you'll forget what you paid for it. Buy a POS and you never will.

[CrappieMagnet]

My drunk uncle used to say "How fish are you deeping"?

My Grandpa used to say " Minnows in the fall and winter,plastics in the spring and summer,nothin at all"!

I still stick to my Grandpas tip.

CM