blackdog1101 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Check this out! *************************** Deer loses head-butt with Wisconsin lawn ornament By Bob Lamb La Crosse Tribune A love-struck buck ran out of luck a week ago. The seven-point buck was killed when it rammed a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the backyard of Mark and Carol Brye's home in rural Viroqua, Wis. Bucks often fight during the breeding season, commonly called the rut. Dominant bucks defend breeding territories and female deer by sparring with subordinate bucks. Antler battles sometimes result in the death of one or both deer, but usually end with the biggest buck winning and the smaller buck high-tailing it out to another area. Mark Brye, who owns Brye Plumbing in Viroqua, was still laughing about the suicidal buck he found near his elk statue last week. Brye said his morning ritual is to rise early and look out at the life-like statue about 40 yards from his home. "Our son and daughter gave it to us for Christmas four years ago because we like to hunt elk," Brye said. "The elk is a nice thing to see every morning. It looks pretty cool, especially on a foggy morning." Brye said he knew exactly what happened when he saw the statue tipped over. Although they were about the same height, the statue weighed at least three times more than the 180-pound deer. He didn't realize the buck lay dead a short distance away. "I could tell the buck poked the statue a couple of times by the chipped paint on it," Brye said, adding that the buck eventually rammed it like a mountain goat. The buck apparently staggered about 20 feet and fell. Brye claimed the buck with a tag from the Vernon County conservation warden. He laughed at the warden's tag note: "lawn ornament fight — lost." Brye said the deer shattered its skull. The antlers were still on its head but were dangling. "The statue is OK, but the antlers broke off when it tipped over," Brye said. "One side of the antlers is in one piece, but the other side is in five pieces." Brye, 58, is considering removing the antlers from the unlucky buck and gluing them on the elk statue as a remembrance of the strange but true story. The deer is butchered and in Brye's freezer. The elk remains on its side. "I can't tip it back up until I get a whole bunch of guys to help me," he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Foss Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Now that's just funny right there. Not to mention the free venison. If the statue kills any more deer, he should start carving notches on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech~~ Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 This seems to be reported happening once each year some where or another. I'm going to start putting out a few of these in my hunting spot and then just come by and pick up the 10 pointers laying around!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerystud Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Good thing baiting is legal in WI, although aren't you limited to putting out something like 5 lbs. of bait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paceman Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Wow. Reading that gave me a headache!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crothmeier Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 haha the funniest thing was "fight with lawn ornament - lost" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splakeshaker Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 There's a story for the ages!! Cracked it own skull and died twenty yards later. Those statues are more effective than my rifle this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Foss Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Imagine how deadly that would be if you added an electronic buck grunt call to the statue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech~~ Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Just have to find a way to get these 640lbs Decoys out to my stand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
setterguy Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Just think how hard he had to hit that thing to knock it over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RK Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Hiya - Man, can't you just hear what that deer was thinking..."On my turf huh, tough guy? C'mon...I can take ya!""OW - my head...""Fight back, man! There are does at stake! You.."OW - my head""Why don't you...""OW - my head...""You..." "OW""Hah! That'll teach ya! Not getting up? Aww, the hell with it...""Man, my head...blurry...can't find where the..."*Thud*Dang, animals are dumb sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Foss Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Dang, animals are dumb sometimes... Animals? Your rendition sounds a lot like what I've seen outside certain bars at closing time. You know I'm just goofing with you, RK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splakeshaker Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Just think how hard he had to hit that thing to knock it over. Hard enough to crack a skull!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpine Rob Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Jr. finally got tired of the bucks coming in the yard and mauling his bow target - so he removed the antlers. Now they think it is a doe........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RK Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Originally Posted By: RK Dang, animals are dumb sometimes... Animals? Your rendition sounds a lot like what I've seen outside certain bars at closing time. You know I'm just goofing with you, RK. My rendition sounds a lot like things I've *done* outside certain bars at closing time...back in the bad old days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Foss Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 The things a young buck will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big-Al Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 It is amazing what a little testosterone will do for a young buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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