Name that Movie.... "Quote thread"

[Coach1310]

Okay.... I'm sure this has been done before, but I'm bored, might as well start a thread. To keep the thread moving.... I'll throw out the first quote....

Character A: "What happened to that dog's, uh, dog's face?"

Character B: "....Porcupine quills. Hates people, loves porcupines. She's in heat too. Too bad you're not a dog. What can I do ya for?"

[AlwysFshn]

I think that is The Great Outdoors

[Coach1310]

Yes.... it is the Great Outdoors.... classic movie.

Here's another...

The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication

[AlwysFshn]

I'll let someone else answer this one, but my hint is that it was filmed in MN

[B-man715]

A classic line from Grumpy Old Men

Heres another one for you guys to figure out:

OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.

[Esox_Magnum]

Grumpy Old Men of course.

[Esox_Magnum]

To slow LOL I'll give this a shot then, Turner & Hootch

[goblueM]

try this one (out of about 100 from this movie)...

"You're right, no human being would stack books like thiS"

[AlwysFshn]

Here's one from one of my favorite movies:

Is it, Jerry? Why don't you ask those three poor souls in Brainerd if a deal's a deal. Go ahead, ask them!

[Esox_Magnum]

try this one (out of about 100 from this movie)...

"You're right, no human being would stack books like thiS"

Ghostbusters

[jwhjr]

Here's one from one of my favorite movies:

Is it, Jerry? Why don't you ask those three poor souls in Brainerd if a deal's a deal. Go ahead, ask them!

Fargo

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"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

[goblueM]

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

[JeffB]

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Princess Bride

[bobbymalone]

Here's one:

Get these mother#@%#@% snakes off... oh nevermind

[Chef]

Originally Posted By: AlwysFshn

Here's one from one of my favorite movies:

Is it, Jerry? Why don't you ask those three poor souls in Brainerd if a deal's a deal. Go ahead, ask them!

Fargo

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"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

Unforgiven

[gundy89]

One of my favorites

Character A: Why are you telling our gals that I was hit by a train?

Character B: Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I gonna tell them, that you got sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame?

Character A: Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a dang awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny.

[Chef]

"Now I know why I've always lost chicks to guys like you. It's the stories you tell..Lee Harvey, you are a Mad Man!

[Eric Wettschreck]

One of my favorites

Character A: Why are you telling our gals that I was hit by a train?

Character B: Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I gonna tell them, that you got sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame?

Character A: Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a dang awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny.

Oh Brother Where Art Thou. I love that movie.

Here's one..."My good friend Red told me to get busy livin or get busy dyin."

[lovebigbluegills]

Shawshank Redemption

"I've just got this piece of hard rock candy, but it's not for eatin' it's just for lookin' through."

[Duffman]

Josey Wales

"I'd kiss ya, but I've got puke breath"

[marbleeye2]

"I'd kiss you but I've got puke breath"

From Strange Brew. Funny movie especially when wearing beer goggles.

How 'bout this one: "They had to replace the metal plate in my head with a plastic one cuz every time Katherine fired up the microwave I'd [PoorWordUsage] my pants and forget where I was for a half hour or so."

[FasterThanYou23]

Is that off of christmas vacation?

[Coach1310]

"I'd kiss you but I've got puke breath"

From Strange Brew. Funny movie especially when wearing beer goggles.

How 'bout this one: "They had to replace the metal plate in my head with a plastic one cuz every time Katherine fired up the microwave I'd [PoorWordUsage] my pants and forget where I was for a half hour or so."

Yup.... Classic Christmas Vacation quote.... Great movie.

Here's one.....

Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I'm done on this side. I'm afraid to look at my [PoorWordUsage]. There'll be griddle marks

[goblueM]

Planes trains and automobiles!

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh.... looks good on you, though"

[zamboni]

Caddyshack

"Oh Clark, this tent STINKS!!!"

"Ant Edna, this is your tent!!!!"