Iambjm Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an one-who-thinks-I-am-silly and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying you’re an one-who-thinks-I-am-silly! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3 or #8. And I think I am guilty of all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinchicks Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Love it! I think my family is familiar with all 9! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenn57 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 if those definitions aint the truth, i dont what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UdeLakeTom Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I don't understand??? I have never heard any of them directed at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Crichton Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 You guys are asking for trouble.. G.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenn57 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 what gary? what do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Crichton Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 There is 2 many of them. They will surround you and then move in for the kill...G.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenn57 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 cant be any worse than the grief theyve been givin be about modeling camo dresses, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peachy Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Tom, you have just proved that MEN have SELECTIVE hearing!!!!!! GEEEESH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Crichton Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 And what is wrong with selective hearing. I find that it has worked well for 22 years, and actually got better as the years wore on. G.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upnorth Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Guys only need one phrase: Yes dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northlander Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 9 words women always use? How about- "Not now honey I have a terrible headache. Sorry" Thats the worst one I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatfish Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 did you get the divorce papers from my attorney? The best 9 words I've heard so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstroke Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 And they say that men are hard to understand...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jari Razskazoff Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 My girl told me if I don't start acting right, she would leave. I responded with "good, do you know how much fishing i could do without you around?"She didn't like that, but she sure shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Wettschreck Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I'm quite familiar with all 9 words. When I hear one, or a combination of the 9 words, I escape to my safe haven.......the garage. This is only a temp escape, tho. At any momment 3 years later, I'll be reminded of the escape and get a Heavy sigh and a whatever after the reminder. Then it's back to my safe haven. It's the circle of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jari Razskazoff Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 ... well my girl left me. I guess I'll never learn. Time to get my mind off of her, and go fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamrej23 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Whats #10? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Crichton Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 You really don't want to know that one. I know I don't.9 of them is plenty of ammo for them.G.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royce Aardahl Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 That was 19 words. Sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Crichton Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 So Sorry. G.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCLaker Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Lambjm, great post ... I'm sure glad you posted this one. A guy might have gotton shot for making suchs statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerstroke Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Who's a mathematician? Can someone figure out the number of possible combinations of those 9 words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Crichton Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Only need to know they are and can be a lot of trouble.G.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambjm Posted September 23, 2008 Author Share Posted September 23, 2008 #10,11,12You bought what!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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