Best Movie Quotes

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

OK, as long as our brains are racing here coming up with our favorite movies, how about boiling it down to the quotes that immediately remind you of the movie?

The Godfather: It's not personal Sonny, it's business. Or Leave the Gun, Take the Canolli. Or, I'm Gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

The Hustler: Shoot pool Fast Eddie. I'm shootin pool Fats, when I miss you can shoot.

Rounders: When you sit down at the poker table if you can not spot the sucker in the first half hour, you are the sucker!

Goodfellas: Funny? Funny how? Like I amuse you, like I'm a clown, I amuse you? What the F*** is so funny about me!

Cool Hand Luke: What we got here, is failure to communicate! Sometimes nothin can be a real cool hand!

[genegodawa]

"the Lama says to me, he says, On your deathbed, you will achieve total consciousness."

"So I got that goin' for me....which is nice"

-Caddyshack

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

-Jaws

"220, 221....whatever it takes"

-Mr. Mom

[boatfixer]

"Well, sir, you are cowardly son of a @#!$%, You just shot an unarmed man!"

"Well he should have armed himself if he was going to decorate his saloon with my friend"

-Unforgiven

[lookincalifornia]

nice, we could have a 12 page post of just clint quotes!

'nothin like a good peice of hickory'

'diein' anit much of a livin'

'in this world, there are two kinds of people. those with loded guns, and those who dig'

[goblueM]

Back off man - I'm a scientist

[prov1900]

Real Men with James Belushi and John Ritter while being pinned down by gunfire in a house.

"Ive got good news and bad news, which do you want first?"

"The good news"

"We're never going to make it out of here alive"

"What's the bad news?"

"It doesn't look like we are going to be here very long".

[LwnmwnMan2]

Princess Bride -

"I will do it with my left hand. If I do it with my right, it will be over much too quickly."

My wife hates it when I tell her that.

[BJB]

"This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickock."

Bad men and Matthew Quigley draw. Three shoots ring out and the bad men a laying in the dust.

"I said I never had much use for one. I never said it didn't know how to use one."

Quigley Down Under

[zamboni]

Fast Times:

[after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car]

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!

Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna (BLANK)!

Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna (BLANK) or is he gonna kill us?

Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna (BLANK), then he's gonna kill us!

Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

[zamboni]

Big Lebowski:

[Marbleye'd]

"This is a 81 Honda.....How dare you!!!"

Employee of the month

[lookincalifornia]

your out of your element zamboni!

i'm calmer than you are.

[fishdale]

"What we've got here is...failure to communicate." Cool hand Luke

[UdeLakeTom]

"That was the best 10 cents I have ever spent". Billy the Kid in Young Guns..

Also....The Truth, you can't handle the Truth...Tom Cruise.

[zamboni]

your out of your element zamboni!

i'm calmer than you are.

The best lines out of that movie can't be said on here though.

You are about to enter a world of pain, Smokey. A world of pain.

[dan z]

Princess Bride -

"I will do it with my left hand. If I do it with my right, it will be over much too quickly."

My wife hates it when I tell her that.

thats freakin hilarious

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

Great Start Guys,

Keep it Going!

Here's another one from My Cousin Vinny:

Vinny: Da two utes

Judge: Two what?

Vinny: What?

Judge: Did you say Utes? What's a Ute?

Vinny: Sorry Judge, YOUTHS, The Two....Defendants!

[Gissert]

Stange Brew has a few -

"I believe ther'll be no charge on this beer, eh."

"This movie was filmed in 3B. 3 beers and it looks good!"

[Jim43]

Apocalypse Now - I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning

[Dark Cloud]

Darth Vader - "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

Besides "mark it zero" from the Big Lebowski - "that rug really tied the room together"

From Young Guns 2 - " i'd rather drink turpentine and pee on a brush fire"

Young Guns - " hey dog, did you see the size of that chicken"?

Office Space -

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

So many good quotes and movies...

[Esox_Magnum]

Squeeze the trigger Harley don't pull it, it ant you #&^%.... Harley Davidson and the Marlbro Man.

[PerchJerker]

"220, 221....whatever it takes"

-Mr. Mom

Same scene ...... Terri Garr is leaving with Martin Mull and Michael Keaton yells to them "Honey, if you call and I'm not here I'll be at either the gym or the gun club"

[zamboni]

Mr Moms another one full of them-

"Yell at my kid like that again, and I'm knockin' you out"

[jiggawhopp]

shut the f*** up donny, you're out of your element

[pinkfloyd4ever]

Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live:

I have come here to kick a@@ and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum

John Candy in the blues bros "orange whip? Orange whip? 3 orange whips"