I received a major award today

[DTro]

I'm pretty sure it's Italian because it says "Fragile" on it.

[fishonnopeoff]

LOL

[Gissert]

You'll put your eye out, kid.

[Eric Wettschreck]

You have the soft glow of electric sex in the window??

Don't forget to drink your olvaltine.

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

Dtro,

Just be careful not to let the Bumpus Hounds knock it over when they are running around your house!

Windy

[sjburnt]

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[Eric Wettschreck]

Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra.....Ra Ra Ra Ra!!!!!!

[sjburnt]

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[Sifty]

Best Movie ever.

I double dog dare you.......

Sifty

[muc33]

MMMWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH TTTTTHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN BBBBAAAAUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWW OHHHHHHHH RRRUUUNNNNNNN

Sorry, I had my tounge stuck to the flag pole. I was saying that I have my dvd out and family ritual will take place this weekend watching it over and over.

I love using my decoder till my legs fall asleep on the toity.... I only say that in front of friends.

[so haaad]

Scut Farkus, the neighborhood bully!

[BigWadeS]

"and Randy just laid there like a slug"

"looks like a pink nightmare"

lol, that is too funny, I had a friend get one of those for his folks 3 years ago for Christmas and now it is in their front window 365!

[Eric Wettschreck]

"It's a Zepplin!!!!!"

I will admit. I have a leg lamp proudly lit in my living room window. I also have a string of really cheesy leg lamps, Christmas light style, that I hang from my RV awning.

[McGurk]

Quote:

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An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time

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[bgreen82]

WITHOUT A DOUBT the best christmas movie ever made.

how about everyone just replies what their favorite scene in the movie is, seeing as how some already have.

mine is when his mom asks him where he heard the "fudge" word from and he tells her his friend said it, and when she calls his mother, you just hear her beating his butt while he whines in the background. priceless.

[Orlip]

To many to list for favorite parts but how about when they were changing the flat tire and he kicked the hub cap that had the lug nuts in it. Or when the furnace went poof.

[DTro]

Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind...Schwartz!

[Corey Bechtold]

Do you have "yellow eye's"?

Good one,

Corey Bechtold

[zamboni]

The old man slamming the Bupkisses bassett hounds ear in the door. Sorry, I am a dog lover- but STILL hilarious

[Nate McVey]

Mr. Parker: What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?

Mother: Ah... Victor! His name is Victor.

Mr. Parker: How the hell did you know that?

Mother: Everybody knows that!

What a great movie! Can't wait for 24 hours on Christmas Eve........Merry Christmas!

[Shack]

I use this one my self, when I am angry at wife and getting the last words in.

"Not a finger" was all the old man could muster out.

The father uses this term when he was leaving the house with the tattered remains of his major reward. He says it towards his wife in a threaten matter.

[McGurk]

"You used alllll the glue.....ON PURPOSE!!!"

[Shack]

Ya, I found out he said the "not a fingure" thing, when he was going out the door for glue. It was on TBS for 24 hours straight yeterday. I watched it like 4 or 5 times.