So, you like...stuff?

[McGurk]

Homer on a plane just realizing it's on its way to a Peace Corp island: "Save me, Cheeeebaaas!"

Home seranading Marge: "I gave my love a chicken.....mmmmm chicken aahhallaahha...."

[Ralph Wiggum]

Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

Marge: Go carzy?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Homer: Badger my a$$. It's probably that kid Milhouse.

[lookincalifornia]

i'm not not licking toads.

mmmm, open faced club sandwich

mmmm, sacrilicious

mmmm, forbidden doughnut

i feel like a kid in some type of store (at the candy convention)

it's like that twilghty show about that zone

wow chocolate half price (in the land of chocolate)

[wingnutken]

Homer: My three favorite things. Beer, Football and Boooobies!

[Pantherburn]

"Hey chief...let's talk....why not?"

[nate larson]

-Ralph: I chooo choo choose you.

-Apu: Please don't offer Kaneisha, my God of Worldy wisdom,

a peanut.

-Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-punked. That's the American way.

-Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

-Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

-Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.

Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.

Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

-Marge: Homer, do you need a beer to fall asleep at night?

Homer: Yes, that would be nice!

-Mr. Burns: Look at me! I'm Davey Crockett! (Can't explain, you have to see it to think it is funny)

Plus a lot more that I can't think of right now...

[Pantherburn]

"Release the hounds!" - Burns

"It smells like Otto's jacket." Lisa

Homer (loaded) and Lisa.....

"Dad you did it!!!"

"....youuuu can't proove I ddid it....."

"No, YOU SAVED US!!!!"

"....I cud doohahlotta things...if I had sum-money.."

[dirtking]

Flanders relative: Jose Flanders

Buenos ding dong didlyos, senior

[Bigbartguy]

Milhouse: remember Alf? He's back - In pog form

.

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.

[dirtking]

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you

saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about

bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[McGurk]

Bart: Boy Homer...You sure suck.

Homer: Yeah...Suck like a fox!

Homer: I don't have any Brain Damage-amage-amage-amage-amage-amage-amage.

[Bobb-o]

Homer (high on weed): "well, we cant just sit here looking at our hands all day....although"

Otto: "You know, they call them fingers, but I've never seen them 'fing'....whoah there they go!"

[lookincalifornia]

bart: these uniforms suck.

marge: bart, were did you here that language?

homer: boy that team sure sucked. i mean i've seen teams suck, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

homer: hello, my name is mr. burns. i believe you have a letter for me.

mailman: ok mr. burns what is your first name.

homer: i don't know

(the best part is homer is useing a fake voice)

[lookincalifornia]

homer: it's one of life's mysteries, like why is my nose stuffed with army men.

(saw that one tonight and laughed out loud)

[rushing]

Raulph: "I bent my woookie"

Bart: "What is that smell?"

Lisa: "It smells like Otto's jacket"

[lookincalifornia]

comic book store guy: are you the creator of hi&lois, because you are making me laugh.

[McGurk]

Homer: "Um, Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the, uuhhh, things?"

[Corey Bechtold]

How can someone miss...

"Aaah Beer, my one weekness. My Achillies heel if you will." -Homer

Does anyone remember which episode that is from?

Later,

Corey Bechtold

[lookincalifornia]

homer: i'm no genius, or are i

cheif wiggum: when they come in for there free motorboats, we will arrest them and beat them to the fullest extent of the law

[McGurk]

Homer: That's it! Go to your rooms and spank yourselves!

Bart: Stupid father...

Lisa: Yeah, too lazy to spank his own kids.

[Kidd]

Millhouse - "You just have to trust me one this one Bart, it's better to walk in on both parents than just one"

[OLY]

Oh yeah well of course everything sounds bad if you remember it. Now where are my chilli boots?

Homer-Five alrm chilli eh? One... two... Hey whats the big idea?

Ned- OHHH I admit it its only 2 alarm 2.5 tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.

Todd- Daddy are you going to jail?

Ned- We'll see son, we'll see

[Pantherburn]

Kent Brockman: "Homer, some critics say your group is causing more crime than it is preventing."

Homer: " Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."

Brockman: "....well..touche!"

[dirtking]

Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.