You just might be a Catfisherman

[DTro]

If your favorite walleye pole is completely covered in a thick coat of bullhead slime........

next?

[icehousebob]

If you're like one little girl I loaned a rod to up on Red. When she caught a Gold Eye, she didn't know its name. She yelled,"Dad, I caught a Cut Bait."

[Ralph Wiggum]

If you have a very small tackle box, but it still weighs 50 pounds.

[Larry FlatCaster]

When you get home after a night of fishing and smell your hands and go MMMMMMMM.

[Fish'n guy]

If you you cringe when you catch a 15" walleye and smile when you catch a 7" bullhead !!

and

You can sleep straight through an alarm clock, but one little sound from the clicker on your cat rod sends you flyin up from your chair like a bat out a hell!!

[Caesarfishinguytoo]

If you like your cats flat and your women.......

[rushing]

If your favorite after shave is Deep Woods Off.

[Guest]

What is shaving? Let it grow, it helps keep the bugs out of your mouth while motoring up river!

[Rainman]

If you catch a 44" muskie and all the while thinking that the cut bait(stink bait) gods have shined down on you!!!!!

[AQUAJOE]

If your buddies have to ride in the back seat of your pickup and they have to sit on a large cooler full of bullies where a seat once was.

[icehousebob]

---If you have more photos of yourself with large catfish than you do of your wife and kids.

[Guest]

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---If you have more photos of yourself with large catfish than you do of your wife and kids.

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hey now! I have lots of photos of the wife and kid... holding large catfish!

You know your a catfishermen when your 5 year old owns a Glow Stick with an Okuma baitfeeder and never owned a snoopy rod!

[CatManLee]

Your homemade anchors take up 1/2 the space in your boat!

(I like the small heavy tackle box comment)

[MachineHead]

You know how to lick a flathead 'til it's cross-eyed....

[nitefisher]

if the people following you down the highway back off cuz your rig stinks to bad.

[Papa Grump]

if you spend $8 to by a lighted bobber just to get the night light to tape to the end of your rod

[Random guy]

You sniff everything you pick up in the boat just to make sure it does not have bait potental, to old or needs cleaning...Dennis.

You grunt ,groan and complain about getting old when it comes time to get out of your recliner but a few clicks and you are up and moving like a Russain Gymnist.

[rushing]

If you think a 20lb fish isn't very big.

[nitefisher]

if you use your lunch for bait when you run out of bait.

[icehousebob]

If your wife opens a container in the refrigerator and then screams and calls you bad names.

[bgreen82]

...if you have people over for a barbecue and you cant offer them anything to drink because your cooler is filled with bullheads instead of beers!

[CANOPY SAM]

...if your blue jeans smell worse than the cat's litter box - even after they've been washed.

...if you routinely refresh your Copenhagen between changing cutbait - without washing your hands.

...if the cigar you're smoking smells better than you do.

[rushing]

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...if you routinely refresh your Copenhagen between changing cutbait - without washing your hands.

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..or putting a new bully on...mmmm wintergreen bullhead my favorite flavor!

[Wiskers]

If you have more fridges and freezers full of bait than you do have full of food.

[rushing]

...if the weather man says its gonna be 100(heat index 117) and you still plan to go fish that night.(tonight)