"The Whizzinator"

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Since I am a Viking fan, I would like to be the first to congradulate Onterrio Smith for being another complete moron in the NFL. The "spleef" must be pretty darn good to put a career in the NFL in jepordy. OK Packer fans, bring it on, we deserve it.

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[mnwild]

As a Packer fan here I am not one to bash the Vikes on this one the Pack have enough problems as it is. Now about Smith, what a moron is correct. I am not going to pick on him I am going to pick on all athlete's in general. Don't these players realize they have the best job in the world. they make ton's of money to play a game they love then they go out and do something like this. I do hope Smith get's some kind of punishment for this but what??

[fishinphilth]

Just plain stupid. Is that a whizzinator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

[Farley]

Hold on now, let's not judge, he says it was for his cousin

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Hold on now, let's not judge, he says it was for his cousin

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[Willy]

I don't think it's going to matter what old Onterrio says, even if he is innocent. They have so many backs, this is just going to make it easier for him to be released or traded or whatever. See ya Onterrio.

[buzzsaw]

ahh

[lawdog]

That's STONER Of the Draft I guess. That MUST have been what he meant...

[squeedunk]

The guy is a complete fool. It is really nice that we have several good backs so we dont need him, but who is going to want a guy like him on their team? I think the worst part of the whole deal is that the Vikings will have a tough time trading him to anyone else for anything besides a used jock strap. He is a good RB but not good enough for teams to overlook how stupid he is. It's ironic that he got picked up with the Whizzinator the day after 4/20, what a tool!

[barebackjack]

The thing I cant figure on is every time one of these A holes gets busted with something or something is found in or on their property, its always someone elses. Get real!! like his cousin couldnt get his fix where he lives, I dont think the money changes all peoples bad habits, itd be nice if it did cause I got a few to get rid of And no the geef aint one of em.

[bucketmouth64]

What an (Contact US Regarding This Word). He doesn't get it. Or maybe he doesn't want to admit he has a problem. I say release him and give the starting job to Bennett. We drafted a rb so we are not hurting there. I don't think any club will take him because of his 2 strikes and the baggage he continues to carry. Tell him to go to the CFL. He will just be another athelete that "could have been" but drugs were more important.

[Down to Earth]

Given the RB situation, I would not be surprised if the RB they drafted Ciatrick Fason is the starter some time this year and definately the starting RB next season for the Vikings.

[kevfish]

just release him. we dont need moss and we dont need smith. this is a team game. smith was obviously not thinking of the team. He claims it was for someone else. I would give him the benefit of the doubt if it were not for his record. Why would u do this if u already have 2 strikes against u.

[jkthill]

LOL

[Pig_sticka]

Moore has an attitude problem as well, so I would be happy with having Bennet start a few games and then once he gets gets injured let Fason show us what he can do.

Fason everyone is saying is the steal of the draft and as long as he doesn't turn out to be a smith he should be a good back.

[mnvikingsfreak]

go to the whizzinator HSOforum and check this thing out its hilarious!!

[Eric Wettschreck]

Ok guys, I gotta know.

I live out in the sticks and have no clue what yous guys are talking aboot. I know Smith is a pot head, now what happened???

[lawdog]

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go to the whizzinator

HSOforum

and check this thing out its hilarious!!

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No kiddding! Do you think he had the black or just the brown???

[cisco kid]

Great toon BUZZSAW!! ALWAYS carry the kit!!!

[mnvikingsfreak]

it was for his "cousin"

[PierBridge]

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Ok guys, I gotta know.

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WOW....

[buzzsaw]

Thanks Cisco! These players are (I'll generalize here) sooo stupid!! they get paid a kings ransom and go out on do drugs!! HELLO!! You've got to be a dumb ARSE to do something like this!

[Farley]

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I don't think any club will take him because of his 2 strikes and the baggage he continues to carry.

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You know if we trade him, he's going to rush for 1000 yds, that's the kind of luck we have.

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go to the whizzinator

HSOforum

and check this thing out its hilarious!!

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You can get white, brown, black, tan, or "the Latino"

[cisco kid]

Buzz..Correct on the pro (spoiled baby ) athlete thing!!! I am in the construction field. Had a co-worker who just got canned for a dirty [PoorWordUsage] test. Was laid off too long. If only he had known. Unreal how the cleansing tools have evolved.

[Pro V Dlx]

I just heard that O.Smith (Stoner of Draft)has been suspended by the NFL for 1yr See ya wouldnt wana be ya.Best news out of Viking land this week!!