Thanks. Best page for rookie smokers

[Coffee118]

I just wanted to thank everyone on this page for sharing recipies and their knowledge of cooking/smoking. I've had a masterbuilt electric smoker for about a year & I have only done ribs in it. I've been reading everyone's  posts daily for about 6 months now and since then I've done ribs, cheese, homemade summer sausage, brats mac & cheese, eggs, brisket, meatloaf and right now I have an 8 pound Boston pork butt going for pulled pork. should be done by half time of the steeler game today. Once again thanks for all the help & ideals for turning this greenhorn into a half decent cook. It's also fun reading on how everyone rips on everyone in a joking manner 

[leechlake]

Coffee-  what's funny is none of have a clue on what we're doing.  We're all a bunch of windbags that don't even own a smoker.  Not me...but many guys live in their parents basements and just look these things up on other sites and post.  For example:

1.  Reinhardt was never a butcher and steals all the info he has from his old brother in law.  The photos on his page?  Not even him.  Complete fraud.

2.  bobber in eyes- doesn't own a dog even though his avatar is a lab.  It's his neighbors dog.

3. Delcechi- buys all his pies at Cub on clearance.   His family won't let him use any cooking device but an Easy Bake Oven and the bulb burned out 8 years ago.  

4. Boar- he's actually a good speller.  Another complete fraud

5. Reb/Smurfy- adopted twin brothers that grew up across the street from Boar.  None of them came close to being Homecoming King, although they all got three votes and there were 7 boys in their class.

6.   Eyeguy- allergic to eggs but he owns a gigantic poultry operation , when he denies that note where he lives, basically the poultry capital of Minnesota .  He doesn't own a camera also.

7.  Leech~~  He still has Wellstone stickers on his Subaru holding it together with a few overlapping Obama sticker here and there.

8. Coffee/you-  you have two posts and two "likes" that's baloney.  The rest of us have thousands of posts and way less "likes".  Your ratio makes me wonder about you too.

PS-  amateur photo posting tip I do.  When I try to post a photo and it ends up sideways go into your phone or device you're posting from and crop it so it's more vertical than "landscape" it should post in the way you want it unlike Boar's anti-gravity polish sausage photo that when Smurfy commented on I nearly blew pop out of my nose.

 

Edited November 29, 2015 by leechlake

[reinhard1]

Great post,  who wrote that for your?  good luck.

[leechlake]

Coffee-  what's funny is none of have a clue on what we're doing.  We're all a bunch of windbags that don't even own a smoker.  Not me...but many guys live in their parents basements and just look these things up on other sites and post.  For example:

1.  Reinhardt was never a butcher and steals all the info he has from his old brother in law.  The photos on his page?  Not even him.  Complete fraud.

2.  bobber in eyes- doesn't own a dog even though his avatar is a lab.  It's his neighbors dog.

3. Delcechi- buys all his pies at Cub on clearance.   His family won't let him use any cooking device but an Easy Bake Oven and the bulb burned out 8 years ago.  

4. Boar- he's actually a good speller.  Another complete fraud

5. Reb/Smurfy- adopted twin brothers that grew up across the street from Boar.  None of them came close to being Homecoming King, although they decided they would all vote for one of them but got confused and each received one vote due the confusion.  Class only had 5 boys in it.

6.   Eyeguy- allergic to eggs but he owns a gigantic poultry operation , when he denies that note where he lives, basically the poultry capital of Minnesota .  He doesn't own a camera also.

7.  Leech~~  He still has Wellstone stickers on his Subaru holding it together with a few overlapping Obama sticker here and there.

8. Coffee/you-  you have two posts and two "likes" that's baloney.  The rest of us have thousands of posts and way less "likes".  Your ratio makes me wonder about you too.

PS-  amateur photo posting tip I do.  When I try to post a photo and it ends up sideways go into your phone or device you're posting from and crop it so it's more vertical than "landscape" it should post in the way you want it unlike Boar's anti-gravity polish sausage photo that when Smurfy commented on I nearly blew pop out of my nose.

 

[Coffee118]

As for the two posts & two likes y'all are being nice to the new guy and I knew once I hit send and I didn't correct my anti-gravity pork butt it was my turn to get my chains yanked 

[Boar]

Coffee-  what's funny is none of have a clue on what we're doing.  We're all a bunch of windbags that don't even own a smoker.  Not me...but many guys live in their parents basements and just look these things up on other sites and post.  For example:

1.  Reinhardt was never a butcher and steals all the info he has from his old brother in law.  The photos on his page?  Not even him.  Complete fraud.

2.  bobber in eyes- doesn't own a dog even though his avatar is a lab.  It's his neighbors dog.

3. Delcechi- buys all his pies at Cub on clearance.   His family won't let him use any cooking device but an Easy Bake Oven and the bulb burned out 8 years ago.  

4. Boar- he's actually a good speller.  Another complete fraud

5. Reb/Smurfy- adopted twin brothers that grew up across the street from Boar.  None of them came close to being Homecoming King, although they all got three votes and there were 7 boys in their class.

6.   Eyeguy- allergic to eggs but he owns a gigantic poultry operation , when he denies that note where he lives, basically the poultry capital of Minnesota .  He doesn't own a camera also.

7.  Leech~~  He still has Wellstone stickers on his Subaru holding it together with a few overlapping Obama sticker here and there.

8. Coffee/you-  you have two posts and two "likes" that's baloney.  The rest of us have thousands of posts and way less "likes".  Your ratio makes me wonder about you too.

PS-  amateur photo posting tip I do.  When I try to post a photo and it ends up sideways go into your phone or device you're posting from and crop it so it's more vertical than "landscape" it should post in the way you want it unlike Boar's anti-gravity polish sausage photo that when Smurfy commented on I nearly blew pop out of my nose.

 

Coffee welcome to the page first of all!! nice looking stuff! but i just want to let you that i post my pics that way so Double LL has to turn his head sideways from time to time, the bubble has to float level once in awhile to reset. and dont let his charm fool ya, pop runs out his nose continously, smurf has a wet nap handy for him. we refer to double LL as our freindly window licker. 

between you and me I'll let you on a little secrete, it really is an anti gravity smoker. but a proto type, if ya want in i need a 100,000 for shares, 50/50.

[eyeguy 54]

welcome to the silly town of smoking!   easily entertained L  L  forgot

 

[RebelSS]

Plagiarism at it's finest!! reinhards right! And, as for the anti-gravity stuff, most on here ARE out in space somewhere. 

[bobberineyes]

Plagiarism at it's finest!! reinhards right! And, as for the anti-gravity stuff, most on here ARE out in space somewhere. 

That's what happens when, Er a , we are around too much smoke, some like to do all the cooking in a crackpot , while the rest smoke ....Welcome coffee,  you still have time to run..

Edited November 29, 2015 by bobberineyes

[Mike89]

this is just too funny!!!

[Coffee118]

I think I'll stick around for awhile, I need a little entertainment to get me through this darn stall on the pork butt. 

[bobberineyes]

I guess what I'm trying to say, learn from reb, smoke in moderation. ..

[RebelSS]

I think I'll stick around for awhile, I need a little entertainment to get me through this darn stall on the pork butt. 

I knew this girl that we called Pork Butt, and at the bar she would...ah,....er.....never mind. Wrong one!!  

We need to know where Coffee118 is from, he has no location. He could be infiltrating us right in our midst.....

 

 

Edited November 29, 2015 by RebelSS

[Coffee118]

I'm from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. I've been coming to Minnesota and Canada on fishing trips with my family for many many years. I'm a PA man but I love it up north

[RebelSS]

I'm from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. I've been coming to Minnesota and Canada on fishing trips with my family for many many years. I'm a PA man but I love it up north

Wonderful! A steel man!  Welcome!  So, you're living there now?

Edited November 29, 2015 by RebelSS

[Coffee118]

Yes, I'm still living in Pittsburgh. 

Edited November 29, 2015 by Coffee118

[eyeguy 54]

pop over to coffees and get us some samples rebel....  ride your bike!  update us in the spring.  

[smurfy]

Yes, I'm still living in Pittsburgh. 

be careful. not many steeler fans here!!!!!!

me and Rebel adopted twin brothers?????? a brother from another mother??? was boar da papa???????

[RebelSS]

be careful. not many steeler fans here!!!!!!

me and Rebel adopted twin brothers?????? a brother from another mother??? was boar da papa???????

Does that make eyeguy the grandma??! "Oooh, what big teeth you have, granny!!" O wait, never mind.  

[leechlake]

Smurfy- you're twins for heaven's sake.  Most twins are from the same mother  and since Boar was running for Homecoming King with you he's the same age or at least within a couple three years.

[smurfy]

Smurfy- you're twins for heaven's sake.  Most twins are from the same mother  and since Boar was running for Homecoming King with you he's the same age or at least within a couple three years.

yea but funny odd things happen way up nort!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RebelSS]

yea but funny odd things happen way up nort!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it's more than just smoke from the smoker......

[delcecchi]

(I hear banjos playing...)

[leechlake]

I think Coffee may have up and moved back to Pittsburg after this baloney...

[Boar]

be careful. not many steeler fans here!!!!!!

me and Rebel adopted twin brothers?????? a brother from another mother??? was boar da papa???????

My seed aint tainted like you  to helmet heads are, we got a window licker and two helmet heads., I might have a black zone in my creberal cortext but at least it was self induced in the 80's. Coffee, remember Young Frankenstein, with the late great Marty Feldman, Dr. F tells him to go get a brain, and he brings back a brain that belongs to Abby Normal.....Yea, Rebel and smurf share that brain now.