Dear Abby letter

[BlueLundFishrman]

Dear Abby letter from Frederic , WI

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Frederic , WI who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Grantsburg and one of my sisters, who lives in Webster, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Cumberland . I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Oak Park Heights , MN for the murder of a teenage

Boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Frederic , WI and is still a part time "working girl" at Skol House Bar. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Vikings fan? What should I do, I'm desperate.

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[BlueLundFishrman]

[mrklean]

haha thats funny

[Spearing Machine]

ROFLMAO

[Jim Uran]

Dirty!!!!!!!!! lol!!

[Steve Foss]

I love it!

[CJH]

Awesome!!

[soldoncass]

Dear Worried....

This is EASY, since you love her, and want to be" totally honest with her". Tell her your cousin is a Vikes fan and will not fit in with her family or the rest of yours. To ensure she forgives you be sure to tell her you are a Packer/ Cowboy fan(I understand now why you said you were desperate), so she KNOWS YOU WILL FIT RIGHT IN WITH HER FAMILY.

ABBY

[KMR85]

Is that the life story of former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin?

[hugonian1]

BlueLund,

That sure does describe a typical Sconny family.

[so haaad]

That sure does describe a typical Sconny family.

Yep, doesn't know right from wrong!

[fishersofmen]

LMAO