The Greatness of Derek Boogaard

[Johnny_Da_Der]

Maybe FM needs to start a MAN CRUSH forum and transfer this thread and the dave genz one there.

[Quackaddict9]

who's dave genz?

[Johnny_Da_Der]

who's dave genz?

God, apparently.

BTW - Chuck Norris facts are just as tired and lame with Boogaard's name stuck in there.

This thread wastes electrons.

[thatoneguy]

Chuck Norris facts are ALWAYS hilarious, ESPECIALLY with Boogey in there instead of Chuck.

Speaking of which, did you know when Boogaard does a pushup in his workouts, he is actually pushing the earth DOWN?

[redlake]

Johnny. You wake up in the morning and frown. Smile a little bit! It feels good. Here is one for you frownboy -

Divide Number 24 (Derek Boogaard) by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-A$$ that is.

[redlake]

Another one for you frownboy.

Derek Boogaard does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then, he turns around and kicks their A$$. Nobody follows number 24. Nobody.

[Quackaddict9]

Quote:

God, apparently.

I thought he was a ice fishermen?

[redlake]

Derek Boogaard wipes his A$$ with 100 grit sandpaper.

[BucksnDucks]

Derek Boogaard wipes his A$$ with 100 grit sandpaper.

Now that my friends, is one tuff S.O.B. to do that!

[walleyes12]

Derek Boogaard wipes his A$$ with 100 grit sandpaper.

LMFAO

He is the Man!

[so haaad]

Derek Boogaard ran Paul Bunyan out of Brainerd.

[Frozenfoot]

If you have five dollars and Derek Boogaard is broke, Derek Boogaard has more money than you.

[EYEYIEYE]

BILL CLINTON "SAYS EVEN HILARY IS AFRAID OF DEREK BOOGARD!!!"

[PierBridge]

I have the question of the day!

Who wins.... Obama vs Boog!

Either way the World in all likely hood will be saved.

[redlake]

If Derek Boogaard were a calendar, every month would be named Boogtober, and every day he'd kick your A$$.

[redlake]

When #24 Derek Boogaard looks up into the crowd and says "More Cowbell", he MEANS it.

[SkunkedAgain]

If Boogaard ran his own hockey school, he would only teach kids how to fight....oh, wait, errr, yup.

[Johnny_Da_Der]

If Derek Boogaard read this forum he would kick redlake's @$$ and tell him to get a life.

[crothmeier]

johnny is catching on! hahaha

[redlake]

Johnny B Goode.

[Johnny_Da_Der]

he hehe he

just funnin' with ya, RL

[WildCountry]

Giraffes were created when Boogaard uppercutted a horse!

[WildCountry]

Boogaards calendar goes straight from march 31st to april 2nd; no one fools Boogaard

[WildCountry]

When Boogaard is giving you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live!

[Eskimoman]

I have the question of the day!

Who wins.... Obama vs Boog!

Either way the World in all likely hood will be saved.

Ok... Obama is not the messiah.

Boogarrd is.

Boogarrd could beat Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer at one time blindfolded!