15 Rules of the Fish House

[olbaidhh]

YA that gets misconstrued... calls from girl’s \ women etc. and call girls I suppose.

[olbaidhh]

Good Stuff! I wish i could enforce rule #10 with a couple guys i fish with. What are the penalties for breaking the rules? take a swig of shnapps for eveyone in the house?

That might work but then they would always break the rules just to get a swig...

[hondarider550]

I disagree with rule #7... there has to be alittle Taylor Swift or Sugarland playing sometime during the stay...

[olbaidhh]

We have a few unwritten rules as well... probably the most closely followed is don't be the first to pass out or fall asleep...

[olbaidhh]

I disagree with rule #7... there has to be alittle Taylor Swift or Sugarland playing sometime during the stay...

Occasionally Ill let a little Willie, Waylon, Hank or Hank Jr. pass but thats about it.

[croixflats]

No clocks allowed.

[olbaidhh]

No clocks allowed.

Thats another unwritten one. Can't tell you how many times I got in the truck and went wow... thats the time? uhh ohh going to have to sweet talk the Misses... again.

[DonBo]

I disagree with rule #7... there has to be alittle Taylor Swift or Sugarland playing sometime during the stay...

Uhmmm...NO!

[fish-n-fool]

Ditto for me too Don regarding #7. Not a country (western?) person either.

And I KNOW I can't enforce #14 & wish #5 always applied. Lost a few leatherman and flashlights down the hole. Should rig up a line with a heavy duty magnet for retrieving stuff.

[Blaze]

In my house rule #14 only doesn't apply to me.

[eyebjim]

Yea, JF is a repeat offender in my house too. I guess I'll have to show him the rules!!!

[Iceseeker]

Maybe someone can come up with a fart sucker, to suck all farts out of the ice house.

Would require a open patio door in our house...

[mrfish1991]

I agree with the no cellphone rule...i dont mind talking outside my portable...but texting drives me crazy

and i like to fart...so i couldnt go along with the no ripping rule

[FasterThanYou23]

YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME COUNTRY ON!!!Helps the bite

[Sandmannd]

It helps the bite go down hill for sure. No country unless yer old men!!!

[FasterThanYou23]

2 things help the bite..country,and my texas longhorns hat

[mrfish1991]

the only thing i listen to in my portable is the hiss of the heater...and then the cussing of my buddies when they miss a fish

[Iceseeker]

I can hear the new country song now:

The wife is unhappy, the dog left me and the fish are'nt biting for me......

Pass another beer.

[fishnhooks]

Quote:

14. No farting - save it for outside it’s too confined.

I wish my youngest Lab would have followed that rule last night in the fishhouse because she was absolutely terrible.

A buddy was fishing with me and he couldn't believe she was so potent.

"hooks"

[terryt]

I have a good one. Women are not allowed unless they have prior approval.

[UdeLakeTom]

I can live with country, but the loud rap that was being played one day at full blast about drove my nephew and me crazy. Actually most music played to loud drives me crazy. Please keep your music to yourself. Maybe that could be another rule. NO loud music.

[Gus]

I hit the ice to get away from the "rules of the house". There should be only 1 rule, there are NO RULES!

[FishNovice101]

I have a good one. Women are not allowed unless they have prior approval. no ugly ones or heifers

Hmmm... I think that it could also be: No men allowed without prior approval from the group.

Whaddaya think girls?

[croixflats]

I have a good one. Women are not allowed unless they have prior approval. good choice. But I dont think its over That is a prety big hole to dig out of.

[mngirl]

For sure! Denying women the right to fish is just wrong! Especially since we are all such a great group here!