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To funny not to post. How to prank a telemarketer.


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Dang. My filter won't let me look at that, LOL.

People gather around me at my house when a telemarketer calls. I can make 95% of them hang up on me, and the other 5% I get laughing so hard they forget why they called.

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Giss, if you could pull this off you'd be a true master. Tom Mabe is the comedian and he was on Bob and Tom which where he did this. Some telemarketer calls and he makes like he is a detective at a murder scene and has this guy believing his local cops will be coming to investigate his roll in this guy's death. Its a classic...

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I have heard that one! Classic!

I am not that inventive, I just make stuff up on the fly and see where it takes me. Most of what I do is geared by who is calling.

My favorite was when Chevy Chase bank called trying to get me to sign up for their Visa card. I went into my dumb Norwegian accent and told them that I thought Chevy Chase was pretty funny, but I was not about to borrow money from some comedian.

I had this lady so dang mad at me after about 10 minutes trying to explain that this was not the comedian's bank!

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my uncle told one he was really interested in a credit card and it wouldnt matter that he was on his way to prison, right? Click. Of course he isnt on his way to prison.

I told one from the wall street journal that I was just a lonely pig farmer (no offense pig farmers...) that didnt read too well. she told me to get the paper and maybe I would learn to read better. i asked her if they had articles on pigs. that stopped her.

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