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I can't be the only one whose wife would ask.......


muskielaw

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So I wake up last night in the middle of the night and have an oh sh%t moment. I left all my truck windows down and we were suppose to get a thunderstorm. So I get out of bed in my undies, put my jacket on, grab the head lamp and sneak outside to close the windows. Our bedroom has a door that goes outside so I am as quiet as I can be. I come back in a few minutes later and crawl back into bed when I hear my wife say something. She didn't ask "is everything all right" or "where did you go?" No she asks me WERE YOU OUT LOOKING FOR WORMS!! I couldn't help but start laughing. I told her if I ever get out of bed in my undies at 3:30 am I have officially lost it. Sad thing is it really wasn't a wierd question for me. As I lay there in bed trying to fall back to sleep I thought dam it why didn't I think about looking for worms when I was out there grin

muskie

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Classic! At least you weren't talking to Jake from State Farm! laugh

Wife- ".... she sounds hideous"

Husband- "..well she's a guy, so..."

Love that commercial.

Look at the bright side, she wasn't asking if you were sneaking out to be with another woman.... you know you have been together too long when she suspects worms!

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Love that commercial too. I was texting one of my buddies someday & in a moment of paranoia my wife asked me who I was texting. I told her Jake from State Farm, she lost it, laughing not upset...

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