You know your a bass fisherman when.......

[IBFishin2]

You bring 10 rods in a 12 ft boat to fish for bass and only catch pikes or after the whole day with 0 bass and settles for bluegill.

[bASS_BLASTER]

......you sell your walleye boat to buy a bass boat.

- Your truck and boat cost more then a house.

- Your fishing rod and reels cost more than your wife's ring and she gives you [PoorWordUsage] every now and then.

- When a clerk at Cubfood ask you, "Paper or Plastic?" You doze off for 5 seconds day dreaming about bass fishing with plastics.

- You're undecided if you should buy cheap diapers for your kid so the extra savings could go towards more plastic or premium diapers b/c your wife says so. (Happens all the time but end up buying the premium b/c of diaper rash)

[crappiegetter]

You bring 10 rods in a 12 ft boat to fish for bass and only catch pikes or after the whole day with 0 bass and settles for bluegill.

what if you bring more than 10, I usually have about 15 sometimes more depends if my brother is with.

You're a bass fisherman if your boat has compartments made for specific use, your tackle storage!! Every one you look in has a box or more full of tackle.

[EBass]

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You know your a bass fisherman when.......

you have jigs and platics laying on the floor in the truck.

Oh my ex-GF always hated this. Pieces of fishing line on the floor in the living room.

[Doufish2]

Your wife makes a comment about your nice rod, and all you can think of is your new G-Loomis!

[smalliehunter]

your lawn looks terrible, your GF/Wife hates you, and your broke from buying tackel and gas.

[Duffman]

....the paint job on your boat matches your fishing boots.

[reinhard1]

. that is too true. and also if you have more plastics than walmart. good luck.

[Gordie]

people think your a pig farmer with all the terms you use

JIG AND PIG, HOG STICK, HOG BUSTER, PORK TRAILERSand all the other PIG related tackle

[thatoneguy]

Your wife makes a comment about your nice rod, and all you can think of is your new G-Loomis!

[mww24]

I can relate to so many of these its ridiculous.

[Basschaser]

....you have created your own "Dewey Decimal" system for your personal fishing magazine collection to quickly find a particular fishing article.

[goblueM]

....the paint job on your boat matches your fishing boots.

came here to say something like this

[Duffman]

came here to say something like this

goblueM.....

I should have gone with this and saved the boot for a Packer thread.

Just funnin ya guys. I could never pull this off in the Muskie forum, those dudes are a tad touchy. LOL

[BassNut33]

When your just as excited to go shopping for new tackle as you are to get on the lake.

When you spend your down time in the winter organizing tackle and and cleaning your rods.

When your perfect winter get away is not somwhere tropical, but is Falcon, or Amistad.

When your sporting hero is Kevin VanDam

When your ringtone for your wife is I'm Gonna Miss Her.

[Gordie]

When Your sparkly boat boat goes faster than your tow vehicle

[crappiegetter]

You take the wife and kids out for a beach day with no boat and notice the swim platform and bet her if you had a rod you could cast to it and get a fish!

[crappiegetter]

You enter the house, greeted by your wife with next to nothing on and before you can utter a word she says the kids are at grandmas and you can take her to the bedroom and tie her up and do whatever you want. Only to tie her up and tell her you're going fishing.

[Doufish2]

You know that a drop shot is a fishing technique and not something that a man does when he pees!!

[CAMAN]

....you're more accurate pitching a jig at a single bulrush 20 feet away than you are at 2am when "nature calls" and you're only a foot away.

[mww24]

Perfectly coifed bass boat hair do. Check

Racoon eyes. check.

Super sunburnt cheeks and forehead because you always forget sun screen but remember that new plastics package you bought two months ago. Priceless

[Smallie Hunter]

When i put my 3 year old son to bed tonight and he says good luck fishing tomorrow, catch the whoppers and i am not even going fishing tomorrow

[Nick Kuhn]

When you spend a small fortune on a boat, only to spend all day fishing docks.

[mww24]

i was just talking to a guy about that nick. I say. we buy these boats then throw baits to within inches of the shoreline. Still opens the whole lake up though.

[Jarrid Houston]

FUNNY funny stuff......