fishing/hunting quotes.....

[ladylikestofish]

I like the one I saw @ Gander Mountain:
"I fish because the voices in my head tell me to."

[Kingfisher]

The early worm catches the fish.

[Guest]

A wise man named Ted Nudgent once said
Ya can't grill it till ya kill it!

[Steve Foss]

Seen on T-shirt at Gander Mountain: "If you can read this, you're fishing too close." Had to buy it.

[Maryjl]

Teach a man to fish and a liar is born.

If God had wanted man to work he wouldn't have invented fishing.

I've spent most of my life fishing. The rest of it I wasted.

[berfish]

Whenever someone misses a fish say,"I would have waited." It doesn't sound funny but if your fishing buddy is missing fish every once in a while the quote really starts to make them irritated. It is just a joke.
bf

[Kidd]

I hunt, therefore, I am.

[Guest]

"I wounder how long I have been fising with out a minnow"
I'm sure every has heard it and said it from time to time.

[This message has been edited by Walleye Pimp (edited 10-14-2002).]

[Cyberfish]

To fish, or not to fish....what a stupid question!

If you don't hook em, you can't cook em!

Cyb

[Guest]

"I would rather go fishing and think of God, then go to church and think of fishing"

Grandpa Art

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[Pherris]

"God does not deduct the time one spends fishing from his time on earth"-Unknown

[Steve Foss]

A fishing/writer acquaintence of mine once wrote in a fishing column: A man's got to be a bit crazy to dangle his short rod over a cold hole.

[HOGEYE]

Behold the duck,
it doesnot cluck.

A cluck it lacks,
it quacks.

Unknown

[Jarrod32]

I fish because the human body is 98% water. If it were 98% sod, I could be spiritually fullfilled mowing the lawn.

[Guest]

My personal quote that I abide by is:
"Fishing is life...the rest are just details."