The Greatness of Derek Boogaard

[redlake]

I just peed my PANTS!

[KMR85]

did boogaard suddenly appear or what?

[Frozenfoot]

Celebrating December 31st isn't for ushering in the new year..its celebrating one more year Derek Boograad hasn't punched you yet...

[Frozenfoot]

Derek Boograad is the reason Waldo is hiding...

[walleyes12]

LMFAO

Good stuff

[JeffB]

A new study has shown low oxygen levels aren't what cause minnesota lakes to winter kill. Theses are lakes Derek Boogaard has been on and the fish die of fear.

[JeffB]

I'm only here typing these because I'm a Chuck Norris fan and Dereck Boogaard said he would kill Chuck Norris if I didn't.

[redlake]

Derek Boogaard was fishing off the coast of Zimbabwe when he fell of the skiff into the water. A great white shark attacked number 24. With one hand on his life-jacket, Boogaard sent a haymaker to the shark's nose, killing the shark instantly. The presidente' has called for a special session to change the country's name to Boogabwe.

[so haaad]

Mikko Koivu and the rest of the Wild have a Boogaardian Angel.

[WildCountry]

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Boogaard got an award for masturbating in public.

[WildCountry]

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Boogaard. Boogaard showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard sleeps with a night light. Not because Boogaard is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Boogaard!

[WildCountry]

Boogaard always has sex on the first date. Always.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

[WildCountry]

If you can see Boogaard, he can see you. If you can't see Boogaard, you may be only seconds away from death.

[WildCountry]

The following is a short list of things Booogaard cannot do:

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[WildCountry]

Boogaard was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like him.......

[WildCountry]

Boogaard is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com

[Eskimoman]

haha! Keep them coming. these are great!

[7outof10]

Boogaard frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

now that is a good one