can you do riddles

[LOTWSvirgin]

I see you guys do movie quotes and music lyrics would you guys like to try riddles.I will go first if you are intrested its an easy one. Im now even sure it is much of a riddle I suck at them but there are still fun to try to figure out. A man walk out on his deck in the morning to get the paper and he witnesses a murder but nobody dies and nobody gets hurt what did he see???

[Bobb-o]

a group of crows?

[Meaney]

There are two dogs: one weighs 20KG and the other weighs 30KG how much do they both weigh?

[nofishfisherman]

How much do they weigh?

Well one weighs 20 kg and the other 30 kg.

If you would have asked what do they weigh together it would be 50 kg.

[Meaney]

you are a bright one!!

Nothing on the outside Nothing on the inside Light as a feather Yet ten men cannot lift it. What is it?

[eyepatrol]

air?

[Meaney]

wrong...keep trying

[nate larson]

A bubble?

[Meaney]

correctomundo

[gspman]

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

[nate larson]

My wit?

[TNFL]

lava?????

[koonie]

The tongue of a [PoorWordUsage]ed off woman.

[dirtking]

Ice?

[gspman]

A fart. It can go through your pants without making a hole.

[tonyjor]

First white, then red.

Lies in a bed.

The bigger and plumper it gets,

the more the ladies like it.

What is it?

[Caesarfishinguytoo]

strawberry?

[Caesarfishinguytoo]

The man who invented it,

Doesn't want it for himself.

The man who bought it,

Doesn't need it for himself.

The man who needs it,

Doesn't know it when he needs it.

[eggdish]

a coffin.

[LaZyDayZ]

Try these..

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You are on trial for murder. Before execution you are aloud one final statement. If the statement is true you will be shot, if your statement is false you will be hanged. What can you say to confuse the jury and save your life?

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i am the end of time

and the beginning of the end

the end of space and the beginning of eternity

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[nofishfisherman]

Quote:

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i am the end of time

and the beginning of the end

the end of space and the beginning of eternity

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"E"

[eyepatrol]

Quote:

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You are on trial for murder. Before execution you are aloud one final statement. If the statement is true you will be shot, if your statement is false you will be hanged. What can you say to confuse the jury and save your life?

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I have no idea. But if it were me, I wouldn't say a thing. Then they couldn't shoot you nor could they hang you. Besides, you're still on trial, so what you say shouldn't matter because you haven't been convicted yet.

[LMITOUT]

Quote:

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Try these..

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You are on trial for murder. Before execution you are aloud one final statement. If the statement is true you will be shot, if your statement is false you will be hanged. What can you say to confuse the jury and save your life?

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If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit???

[dirtking]

Quote:

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You are on trial for murder. Before execution you are aloud one final statement. If the statement is true you will be shot, if your statement is false you will be hanged. What can you say to confuse the jury and save your life?

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I'm about to be hanged.

[LaZyDayZ]

nofishfisherman is right on "E" and dirtking has the right awnser on the statement.