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Top ten ways to use up those leftover waxies...


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Top ten ways to use up those leftover waxies...

10. Give them to your kids for an upcoming art project

9. Put them in the Jell-o when you have the in-laws over for dinner

8. Instead of a "flea circus", have a "waxie circus"

7. Try out the brand new hammer on 'em

6. Bring them to the local food shelf...Hey, it's protein!

5. For a good laugh, hide 'em under the sheets on the wife's side of the bed

4. Put in easter eggs for the upcoming hunt

3. Dry 'em out, string 'em up, and wear um

2. Bring to doctor, say "I keep finding these in my underwear"

1. Save 'em for next year

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Or, you can hide them in your wife/kids pockets. As when they hatch they are great/nasty big black flys


Has anyone done this before? I had a cousin that did this without knowing it would happen. We opened up his tackle box and there was a dozen or so black flies buzzin, and I mean BUZZIN, in the little circular tray it came in.

Ugly big flies that's for sure!

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captain, did it to one of my buddies my freshman year of college, hid two open containers of waxies under the futon in his room, he couldnt figure out why he had flies buzzing around in his room when it was -20 outside.

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captain, did it to one of my buddies my freshman year of college, hid two open containers of waxies under the futon in his room, he couldnt figure out why he had flies buzzing around in his room when it was -20 outside.


That is just cruel laugh.gif Those big ole black flies are terrible and I bet he was baffled as to why they were flying around in the middle of winter!!

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If you got big black flies, you didn't have waxworms, which are the larva of the bee moth. you had maggots!

First time I got eurolarva, I didn't know they were maggots, so when they turned brown and crispy, I thought they were dead, so i dumped them out of the container into the waste basket. Sure enough the house had a housefly invasion a week later!

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Two quick ways to utilize your left over waxies...one, mix them in with some scrambled eggs you serve to a neighbor that drops in unexpectedly on a Saturday morning to borrow something. "Sure you can borrow my leaf blower! While your over here, why don't you join me for a quick breakfast?" "Me? Oh, no eggs for me, doctors orders,I'm on a diet, I'll just have toast!"

Two, blend them in with a batch of tampioca pudding and serve it to those special inlaws, as a special treat, for never having approved of you! Just don't tell anyone what the secret ingredient is that gives the pudding it's exotic taste! grin.gif

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