Ice fishing tip

[icehousebob]

Two friends, Joe and Mike, were heading out out ice fishing. When they got to the lake, Mike pulled out a pair of pantyhose and pulled them on before pulling on his coveralls. Joe asked him,"Why are you wearing theose?" Mike answered," They help keep my legs warmer and give my legs support when I'm walking around on the lake." Joe was impressed and asked," How long have you been doing this?" Mike answered," Ever since my wife found the pantyhose under my pickup seat."

[Lost]

LOL.... that's just wrong.

[HoleHopper]

Good one ice!

[Northlander]

Im not alone?

[John19]

That's quick thinking!

[psegriz]

Good one, but there is a little truth to it. Not that part.

Has anyone ever used knee high nylons over thier socks? Heard it's supposed to keep the socks from falling down to your toes. Tried it once and it worked, the problem was the nylons would only last one day. With them costing that much I'll put up with socks at my teos. Besides the idea was probably come up with someone in a situation as the joke goes.

[korn_fish]

Griz - to keep your socks from falling down to your toes, get socks that go over your calves and then just take a piece of duct tape, electrical tape, athletic tape (the best option) around the very tops of the socks after you put them on.

Thats what I always did back in the football days and still do to this day for deer hunting and fishing.

[jlm]

The best way to keep the socks up is wear a pair of tight ankle socks (like runners wear) and put them on under your big woolies! Wirks great, even in the waders!

[Ed Carlson]

OK, so what is the reason for the mascara, makeup, and the wig?

That is a great joke, I like it.

[psegriz]

Ed

It must be halloween. If you ice fish much we both know that it looks like halloween the whole time. Unless you run into some of those funny dressed people.

[Everclear]

Hey guys, I hear Coach is coming out with a new "Gear Bag"

just in case you feel the need to accessorize... Not that there is anything wrong with that!

[Ray Esboldt]

I've often felt a bit naughty wearing my silk long underwear. I'll pass on the pantyhose, unless Lacrosse comes out with a high-heeled pump boot.

[Northlander]

Reason Ed? Crossfishing?