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I can't remember jokes because I'm a visual person so the only one I remember is visual.

put someone in a half Nelson and say "what's this?"  They will say half Nelson

now put them in a full Nelson and say "what's this?"  They will say full Nelson

I can't say the rest but it's a great one... but it ends in Nelson but it's Easter so I can't say it.  Have Smurfy show you some time. :)

 

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ooooh boy. ole and sven got hired on as line man for a local electric company. first day they were instructed to plant telephone pole so the  cables could be run. at the end of the day the boss asked how many they put in. 2 sven said, the boss was flabergasted, only 2!! obviously irritated, the other crew put in 12 poles he stammerd, ole replied, Ya but did ya see how much dey left outa da  ground...

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9 minutes ago, Boar said:

ooooh boy. ole and sven got hired on as line man for a local electric company. first day they were instructed to plant telephone pole so the  cables could be run. at the end of the day the boss asked how many they put in. 2 sven said, the boss was flabergasted, only 2!! obviously irritated, the other crew put in 12 poles he stammerd, ole replied, Ya but did ya see how much dey left outa da  ground...

 

4 minutes ago, delcecchi said:

Ole and Lena got married.  After the wedding they went home.  Long about 9 o'clock Ole put on his shoes and coat.  Lena said "what you doing ole?"

Ole says my dad told me I ought to be going to town about now...

Rimshot.  

A couple dandy head shakers :D:D

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My wife said I act immature.  I told her to shut up and get outta my fort.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.

An ox walks into a bar. Bartender says "Off the wagon again?"

Giraffe walks into a bar and says "give me a longneck"

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Bartender says "now don't you be starting anything"

I can't remember anymore. :D

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I think reb and del are bystnders now  you guy had a bout 3 days worth of jokes in 10 minuets.:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Ya know when geese fly in formation and one side of the formation is longer than the other? do you know why???

theres more geese on that that side.... budump! spsss!

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18 minutes ago, Boar said:

Ya know when geese fly in formation and one side of the formation is longer than the other? do you know why???

theres more geese on that that side.... budump! spsss!

That's one of my favorites during waterfowl season!!! I even got the game warden on it last fall!!!!

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