Boar vs Smurfy 2016

[leechlake]

We're going to have a fishing contest this weekend Boar/Wife vs Smurfy/Wife.  Some brainstorming needs to be done to figure out basic rules and how a winner is determined.   Thought it may be fun if they have the wives participate too and so some fish are actually caught   .  Some ideas:

-Contest runs from when they both have arrived and are fishing until noon Sunday.

-Two biggest walleyes in inches count to come up with a number, for example 24 incher and 28 incher = 52 total inches (fish don't have to be kept or legal fish).  The fish has to be measured.  Walleye only.

- Winner is referred to by some respectful name in all posts on Cooking forum for the week.  "Your Eminency Rebel" for example.  

Any further suggestions or ideas please post.  Once we iron things out I will post a page for only your pick, for example:

Boar- 22 inches total

 

 

[Mid-Lake Rock]

Another suggestion:  Beer drinking contest.  Boar/Wife v. Smurfy/Wife.  We need pictures of all the empties.  

[lovebigbluegills]

How about most pickled eggs eaten during the beer drinking???  Then later on have a "who can empty the fish house the quickest" contest when the gas kicks in???

[Boar]

smuuuuuuuurff what the hell did we get into!?

ok then winner gets a sample from all those who have donate meat product in the football challenge's yu know who u are. winner must share with looser, so's not to be a complete looser. then we have a deal.

fish must be measured and verified with lead head jig  of red color in the picture. no jig no entry. all pics must be enterd by sunday at midnight.

 

[leechlake]

we're going to need some photos sent with an opening coin flip to chose holes to fish out of.  I'd suggest Boar takes the photo and Smurf or one of the wives types the text (keep Boar busy staying off the spelling gig if you follow me).

I've hear this weekend is generally the best fishing weekend of the year.  Average fisherman have been each catching 50 plus fish a day...easily.  Good luck guys.

[leech~~]

No pink fishing rods or bikini contest or anything?

[smurfy]

2 hours ago, Mid-Lake Rock said:

Another suggestion:  Beer drinking contest.  Boar/Wife v. Smurfy/Wife.  We need pictures of all the empties.  

i'm all over that! smurf 1 boar 0!!!!!!!!!!!

I object...............I plan on being there before boar...I am also leaving first thing sunday. and all this verifying, pictures, red hooks putting up with boar....already has me stressed!!!!!l not hat I wont kick his........ anyway.

[lovebigbluegills]

1 hour ago, leech~~ said:

No pink fishing rods or bikini contest or anything?

I don't want to see boar reb or smurf in a bikini.

[Boar]

smur ur ther first and leavi g first. kinda fair to.me.. der   no coin flip. no.designated holes..to.much talk and im out..i wana fish but got a lot.of freimd oming and socializing going ong

 not gona worrie about things like that. wen ya show up, fish wen ya leave, stop fishinng

 

[smurfy]

4 minutes ago, Boar said:

smur ur ther first and leavi g first. kinda fair to.me.. der   no coin flip. no.designated holes..to.much talk and im out..i wana fish but got a lot.of freimd oming and socializing going ong

 not gona worrie about things like that. wen ya show up, fish wen ya leave, stop fishinng

 

works for me..........i'm still; kickin but!

[leechlake]

15 minutes ago, smurfy said:

i'm all over that! smurf 1 boar 0!!!!!!!!!!!

I object...............I plan on being there before boar...I am also leaving first thing sunday. and all this verifying, pictures, red hooks putting up with boar....already has me stressed!!!!!l not hat I wont kick his........ anyway.

never seen two people fold under such little pressure in my life.  Thankfully you two didn't storm the beach of Normandy against the Japanese back in '44

I'd be guaranteeing a win and trash talking..I'm embarrassed.  

 

[smurfy]

Just now, leechlake said:

never seen two people fold under such little pressure in my life.  Thankfully you two didn't storm the beach of Normandy against the Japanese back in '44

I'd be guaranteeing a win and trash talking..I'm embarrassed.  

 

hey boar and I agree on start and  finish I woyld also agree to how you proposed pick winner and length. simple. not folding just make it simple..besides we also now gotta try and drink more beer then the other guy!!!!!

[leechlake]

that's the spirit.  We never assumed you wouldn't be drinking.  Drinking and fishing isn't even multi tasking.  Hope you guys have some good fishing, I know you will have fun.

[leechlake]

I tried to name the contest and the word "Talk" replaced B....S.... so I guess this is the  Talk Fishing Challenge 2016 unless someone can edit a topic title.

[RebelSS]

20 minutes ago, leechlake said:

I tried to name the contest and the word "Talk" replaced B....S.... so I guess this is the  Talk Fishing Challenge 2016 unless someone can edit a topic title.

How about the Yammering Yayhoo's Canya Catchem Contest? 

Edited January 20, 2016 by RebelSS

[smurfy]

14 minutes ago, leechlake said:

I tried to name the contest and the word "Talk" replaced B....S.... so I guess this is the  Talk Fishing Challenge 2016 unless someone can edit a topic title.

thanks for your vote of confidence there LL!!!!!!!!!

8 minutes ago, RebelSS said:

How about the Yammering Yayhoo's Canya Catchem Contest? 

 sounds good to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leechlake]

I based my pick on the fact that Boar's wife probably fishes more than yours.  Kind of no offense meant.

[smurfy]

59 minutes ago, lovebigbluegills said:

I don't want to see boar reb or smurf in a bikini.

party defecateer!!!!!!!!

1 minute ago, leechlake said:

I based my pick on the fact that Boar's wife probably fishes more than yours.  Kind of no offense meant.

no offense taken!

[RebelSS]

1 minute ago, smurfy said:

party defecateer!!!!!!!!

Ya, they're just jealous. 

[lovebigbluegills]

1 minute ago, smurfy said:

party defecateer!!!!!!!!

Not sayin yous guys can't/shouldn't fish in bikinis, I just don't want to see it 

[bobberineyes]

Smurf,  when the boars aren't lookin,  set there lines on the bottom of the lake...it worked for me when the wife was schooling me on the ice...

[leechlake]

any woman I've ever fished with, that uses a bobber, can catch fish no matter what you do to them.  It used to bother me...actually it still does.

[smurfy]

6 minutes ago, bobberineyes said:

Smurf,  when the boars aren't lookin,  set there lines on the bottom of the lake...it worked for me when the wife was schooling me on the ice...

sounds good. apparently I gotta worry about his daughter catching me too!!!!!

[Boar]

hold the pasconi.... howed the wemon folk get mixed up in this. I dont need no firggin women to catch my fish. Then I gusse its house againts house. and bobber....... never mind  I just love the fact that your all gonna be sitting back watching this unfold and smackin us on how we need our wives to cathc fish, when u guys are riding the couch limo an flipping channels. ITS ICE-A-A-PALOOZA II 2016

[smurfy]

18 minutes ago, Boar said:

hold the pasconi.... howed the wemon folk get mixed up in this. I dont need no firggin women to catch my fish. Then I gusse its house againts house. and bobber....... never mind  I just love the fact that your all gonna be sitting back watching this unfold and smackin us on how we need our wives to cathc fish, when u guys are riding the couch limo an flipping channels. ITS ICE-A-A-PALOOZA II 2016

hey LL aint foolish..........he's seen pictures you posted..............and your never in any with fish!!!!!!!!!!!! just sayin!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited January 21, 2016 by smurfy