Telling the Sex of Fish

[Guest]

I never know till I have a fish in the livewell, what sex they are.
Once there, I determine the gender by holding my credit card at one end of the livewell... the males all ignore the card and move away from my hand and head to the other side of the livewell.

Well, you know the rest of this story....
Catch'n
Dave Hoggard

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[FoolNFish]

The females always ask: "Do you think this makes me look fat?"
Geez...what kind of STUPID question is that? Look in the mirror, it doesn't lie!

[upnorth]

The female is the one that after you catch and release it, follows you around all day, asking do you still respect me

That or says quit staring at my butt

[This message has been edited by upnorth (edited 11-02-2003).]

[Northlander]

Males ask ya for a smoke, the females just suck their thumb.

[Walleye_GFA]

Fillet the anus ????

Heck I was getting my Walleye Cheeks from the front end of the fish...

Wally

[MuleSkinner]

Hey, I only kiss the females. But I don't fish the Metro area. Can't say I have ever had the urge to. But I suppose you have to limit the Jaegermeister then.

[Farley]

Kriekey, don't ya mates know ya gooota stick ya bloody finga in the bungho', then feel araand fo' a bit. G'day

Think Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter)

[CornPirateKiller]

The females will tease you, making passes at your lures but not taking the bait. Should you actually catch one, they'll let you know that they only want to be held.

Males don't want to be touched.

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[Howieroch]

You have to watch those female fish. I witnessed CornPirateKiller getting his nipple bitten off by a sunfish that he still swears was a female. I don't know about the fish's sex, but he sure screamed like a little girl.

[Jim W]

Oh geeez, no not the guardian fish!!lol

[upnorth]

Just how did his nipple get into a sunfish's mouth?? Sounds a little kinky

[scifisher]

Speaking of wading deep!!!!

[Granny]

Northlander, you got me thinking on this one. "Males ask ya for a smoke, the females just suck their thumb."

Maybe you should try fishing for older female fish if they are still sucking their thumb!

[CornPirateKiller]

At least the fish chasing me are female. The deer that Howieroch chases are of VERY questionable gender.

Imagine our surprise to find out that the buck that he took last year had no nuts!! The thing had the rest of his equipment, but the nuggets had never fallen. They were tiny bumps up in the belly. He kinda flitted through the woods, too...

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[Northlander]

Granny I forget how young and inexperienced you are. In a few years, once you get the edge worked off, you may figure it out.