YOU KNOW YOUR A WATERFOWL HUNTER

[Gordie]

When you know that you only have 40 hrs paid time off and you shorten the family vacation just to get in three extra days of duck hunting

When your wife tells you that she's sick and tired of the language thats best used for the past sixtey days "All I here is duck this and duck that"

When your alarm clock sounds like a duck call

When your favorite saying is.. " Lets be like a duck and get the flock out of here"

[Gordie]

Your wife get's jealous when you mention the word "waterfowl".

This is the best one yet

[Lipriper84]

hahaha Elwood, I just downloaded a Duck Call alarm clock hahahaha.

[derek5]

When you convince your wife that the gravel roads are always the "Short Cut"!

[kc0myy]

when working in a detail shop and you hear geese and your watching them. and your boss comes out and says Justin what the hell are you doing?

[nate larson]

When you don't spend a single Saturday with your wife in the month of October...oh, and the month of November too!

[deerwoody]

when your dinkin around with your gear in the basement,grab the call,blow it and the dog looks up and then looks at you like your crazy

[Gordie]

When you try to figure out what lead you'll need on everything thats moving in front of you.

[Stringerless!]

When you already have 4 duck boats but think you need to add a kayak to your fleet. Good Luck everyone !

[AF-1984]

When you have almost crashed your car while watching a flock of ducks or geese.

My personal favorite!

[nobody05]

Like out of instinct you look up whenever outside to the noise of a goose honk!!

[TruthWalleyes]

When for the last two months you have been saying:

"I'm not getting a !@$%!% duck hunting license this year!! "

and then the Thursday before hunting season your brother txt's you:

"there's hundreds of woodducks down in the river bottom" (our private ground)....

well you know the rest of the story!

[Stringerless!]

When you catch your wife looking at the synopsis while on the phone with her sis and she says " Nope that weekend won't work either. It is still duck season and Jerry won't go. "

[Breu18061]

ahh good times.. lots of laughs .. good luck guys

[fishduck]

You think you hear a jet and look up and see 50 'Bill's dive-bombing ya straight outta the north...Goldeneyes are called Whistlers are called Jinglers, Ringers, Buzzers,Scoops,SoupSpoons,Pochard,Bull Can,Corn-Sucker,Gaznard,Chrome-neck,Suzie,Buffalohead,Butterball,

[Stringerless!]

You leave your house at 3 am to stake a claim in a Wma when you cant even pull the trigger for 5 1/2 hours ! Good Luck !

[Shoot2Kill]

...when you're sitting on the couch at 5:53 am on opening day but wish it was Sunday morning so you could already be in the blind instead of going out at 8 and not shooting till 9!!!! aaaagh!

[Jordyn Kaufer]

....When your doing pregame for a highschool football game gettin ready and you look up and see 9doz geese flying around and that gets your heart goin more!

[FLnick87]

when your farts smell like swamp

[hunterjames]

When u go out opening day and fire 4 shots between 4 guys but can't wait to get back out there tomorow

[chillincarp870]

when you run into class 5 minutes late dressed in full camo, bloody hands, and no homework to turn in

[fishnhuntnboy]

when you hear a loud pop, you instantly look in the sky for birds

[Jordyn Kaufer]

...when your sitting in class on your itouch looking at this forum and texting people to see if they know anyone that has land.

(that actually worked for once!)

...when your parents let you skip the first couple hours of high school to go shoot some birds!

[DREZLER]

thought of this one last night as I was doing it...

When you clean the mold out of your drybox in the kitchen sink.

[chillincarp870]

when you fill your bathtub with a 4 man limit of geese because you didn't have enough time to clean them before class. I have pictures to prove it