YOU KNOW YOUR A WATERFOWL HUNTER

[Gordie]

When your favorite color is cattail camo

When your hug your labrador before you start your morning

When you are up at 2:30 am just so you can be the first one in the swamp

When thwe smell of swamp mud lifts your spirits more than coffee

When you post something like You Know your a waterfowler when

[Shoot2Kill]

...You know you're a waterfowler when you pray for it to be windy, partly drizzly, and cold instead of bright, calm, and warm.

....when you cannot get the sound of "whoosh" or "whistling" wings out of your head....

[Gordie]

When Shoes of choice are chestwaders or hipboots

When you ask the wife do these waders make my but look fat

[Shoot2Kill]

....when you are sitting in traffic blowing on your duck and goose calls a few days prior to the season....

....when driving to work every duck you see in the sky makes you think about taking the entire next week off and sitting out in the cold...

....when there is no better smell than a wet muddy dog climbing into the boat with your duck...

[machohorn]

You know your a waterfowl hunter , when the 1st cold wind blows and your eyes glance upward lookin for little black specks in the distance

[Gordie]

When someone says DUCK and you immediately freeze and look upwards

[Feathers Rainin]

When your sales production goes down in the fall because your checking the weather every two hours, texting hunting buddies, and checking forums like this one non-stop.

[Finlander]

You know your a waterfowl hunter , when your gas smells like duck guts!

[Shoot2Kill]

When your sales production goes down in the fall because your checking the weather every two hours, texting hunting buddies, and checking forums like this one non-stop.

Hahaha!

I have that exact problem to a T! Last December my boss was like..."what happened this last quarter? You were doing so well but Oct,Nov,and Dec were really low". hahaha. Uh gee boss...guess sales are just slow this time of year. haha.

[SledNeck]

When you see ducks or geese flying over your house and you automatically get down and hidden

[slabchaser]

when your sitting at work and you draw out your decoy spread

[Stringerless!]

When on Saturday morning after putting out dekes you sit back with a cup of coffee and a cig and realize you could very well be the happiest man standing on this round mother ( very poor word choice !) Whether you see ducks or not !

[BrdHunter01]

When you wake up at 2 am to go sit on a feezing river the last day of the season hoping the wind is blowing 20+ out of the north and snow is barreling in from canada.

When you still hunt MN for ducks when you know there is no such thing

[Jordyn Kaufer]

....When your 17 years old and during school/football all your your doing is looking for geese, ducks, new guns, etc....

....When your online constantly shopping online for guns and buy one 1 week later.

[nate larson]

When you have more pairs of waders than you do shoes.

When you always think that a north wind will blow in some fresh ducks.

When you have almost crashed your car while watching a flock of ducks or geese.

When you call in sick to work when the wind is blowing 30 from the north and the snow starts to fall.

[Gordie]

Nate you forgot

When you trade Morels for a duck hunting trip

BTW this year no morels needed

[creepworm]

When you check this forum just before heading out to kill some ducks in SoDak.

[Gordie]

When you check this forum while your duck hunting to see if any one else is doing the same thing.

[nate larson]

I would love to see your new and improved rig this year Elwood! We will have to find a time to make it happen. Good luck this weekend!

[CrappieAttitude]

You know you are a waterfowler when... you invite your buddies over prior to the season to sit in the jon boat duck blind on the garage floor and practice shooting with make believe guns out of 2x4's to make sure the grass height is fitting for all. All before geting caught by your wife and getting "the look" like you are all nuts.

[Feathers Rainin]

When the only thing that keeps you from going into severe depression after duck season is over is ice fishing.

When you can't scout in nature you are on google maps scouting spots by arial shots.

When you have licenses in three states and considering buying a forth so you can hunt 4 months out of the year. (WI, MN, ND)...so far..IA??

[Shoot2Kill]

You know you are a waterfowler when... you invite your buddies over prior to the season to sit in the jon boat duck blind on the garage floor and practice shooting with make believe guns out of 2x4's to make sure the grass height is fitting for all. All before geting caught by your wife and getting "the look" like you are all nuts.

hahaha! Classic!

[ItsaCrappieLife]

You burn some of the hair off your arm at the neighborhood bonfire and the smell makes you want to pull a duck out of the freezer and cook it up.

You come home from work and your 6 year old son is hiding behind a bush with a toy gun waiting for the "ducks to come in".

Your wife get's jealous when you mention the word "waterfowl".

[Musky Buck]

.......When you are on your 30th pair of knee high boots and you are mixing and matching sets just to have 1 water proof pair.

[Finlander]

When you don't know how many decoys you have.