Twas the night before bear baiting.

[Boar]

Twas the night before bear baiting an all thru my shop, not bucket was empty an I cleaned up the slop. The gambrel was hung by the rafter with care, in hopes that booner would soon be hung there. The buckets all nestled an strategicaly gone thru,with visions of large boars an huge piles of [PoorWordUsage]. And my wife in her teddy an I in my camo, I cant get to sleep thinking, Theres a bear KABLAMO! When out in the shop there arose such a stink, somebodys idea on the forum is surely the link. I gasped an wheezed an I threw up my hands, a jar of fish guts burst open an spilled on my stands. The glint of sun on the shards of the jar, told me to run away quick an run away far. I called lucky 7 an orderd more bait, "Hello lucky 7, can I help you, I'm nate! More rapid than eagles the coursers did came, an he rattled them off all the varieties by name. Now gummies, now liqourice, an syrups the game. We have goodies by the pallet, by the bucket an tote, the wifes gonna kill me for the check I just wrote. Here comes my delivery, I started to itch, "five hundred bucks on liqourice, you dumb son of a...... I stuttered an an stammered I had no defense, She has'nt been this mad since the kids college fund I spent. For better or worse I started to say, That did'nt work then an it still dont today. I'll make it up to you! I pleaded an told her, "on our aniversery!" she said, but honey thats in October. What a dumb thing to say, For better or worse, extra shifts at the hospital, good thing she's a nurse. So I slept in my shop an swigged on a beer, man I'm in trouble, shoulda stuck with small deer. Well no nookie for me, on some liqourice I chew, oh well, no biggie, thats nothing new. So on the night before bear baiting I wish you all luck, if you dont shoot a bear, then bag a big buck. Good luck guys, be safe an God bless. P.S. I just couldnt wait. Boar

[charliepete]

Here comes my delivery, I started to itch, "five hundred bucks on liqourice, you dumb son of a......

My wife hasn't yet figured out what I spend on bait. At least buying it is cheaper than when I used to put 100 miles a day on the truck driving between donut shops collecting day olds.

[jeffreyd]

i might just have to move to mn for the bear hunt, if nothing else just the ritual before hand. good luck to all.

[x1957x]

----Boar---- Your alot cooler than I even imagined. You never want to come to my house. It would drive my wife crazy trying to decide who she hates worse you or me. One day left......tick tock,tick tock. NO honey I will be right there I wasnt thinking about bear hunting again...Gotta go i'm in trouble again,,---57--

[nik]

Genius!!

[Muthagoose]

Cool work Boar

I got all my stuff ready,the barrels there the bait freezer's full.

No one to hunt with this year so I must endure weeks of solitude,baiting/hunting,fishing and decoy carving all alone.

Well guys good luck enjoy.Im gonna..

[jerkbait]

Way to go Boar. That was great!!! Good luck all. I plan to start on Saturday.

[cherokee]

Boar, you are the man.

[FishingWebGuy]

Classic! Thanks for the laugh and good luck.

[Boar]

Just a little preseason fun to spice things up, thanks guys. Boar

[Matt Breuer]

Very nice! Loved it!

[B-man715]

That was great!!!

[jay83196]

Good stuff boar, good luck thanks for all advice past couple months!