Fishing partner Quotes......

[cold one sd]

Having a beer with a buddy one Saturday at the local pub and he was pretty hammered. I said "You seem to have a pretty good nose on whenever I see Ya." He said "I noticed that whenever I get drunk, my wife doesn't speak to me for about three days." I asked "That's good?". He said "Yup, I haven't had to talk to the old bat for about three years now.". Each to his own I guess.

[westb]

True story. My fishing partner and I after a long day of fishing and a few beers go to the bar. Well it's getting pretty close to closing time and my buddy is pretty hammered and he turns to the gal who is sitting next to him and says "Am I as good looking as I am drunk?" I bout fell off my stool. She was good humored and laughed at him.

[TNFL]

My one buddy after setting the hook on weeds all day "oh yeah, fish on" and even reeling until he sees its just weeds cause he can't feel the difference between a weed and a fish. He hammers the hook home and we look at him and he just says, "I am not saying a thing" he takes about three more cranks on his reel and then excitedly claims "OHHH YES I AM" when he finally gets the clump of weeds in the boat I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes.

Same guy: hooks into a decent fish and starts talking about it probably being a state record Bass. When he finaly gets it in the boat. "ohhh, its just a F*%#!ng Northern". It was about a 4 pound pike. I still use that line.

[SXViper]

One that i heard from a buddy of mine, and still use til this day when leaving a spot after not catching anything.

"This spot is so f@%$@ing secret the fish don't even know about it.

[jigtugger]

Fishing with a long time friend a few years ago, and he is kicking my butt on walleyes from the bow while jigging. He was getting cocky as usual and tossing the fish back on the floor towards the livewell near me and asking me to "deal with it". Well, a nice 20"'er comes back with a thud on the floor so as he smirks and says "deal with it", I say "ok" with a smile and toss it back in over the side. He dealt with his own after that.

[colonel42]

Love to hunt

I'm giggling my butt off right now reading your post. One of my hunting buddies did the same thing. No quote though!!!! Better, I took pictures. I had my Golden Retreiver lay next to his deer and took the shot. His 40th birthday gift was a 10" X 14" picture of his trophy and my dog. Talk about the laughter!!! He got me back though the following year he shot a 12 point 235 lb buck biggest so far at camp. Had to put his picture right next to his mount.

[Blaze]

A few hunting quotes that stick out from over the years:

1) My Uncle Don telling us where the buck went that he shot at and missed - "Dat buck dun ternt strait nort an crost da ditch bank"

2) My son emptied his gun on an 8pt buck, and missed him clean. He came back to the shack, got more ammo, and went back to his stand. Before he ever climbed up, a fawn came tromping down the trail and he dropped it - one shot. We affectionately named her Cindy (think Brady Bunch). He told me later that night "I was so pi$$ed about that buck, Dad...I had to kill SOMETHING!"

3) After training/testing dogs this spring in SD, we went into the lodge for a couple beers. One guy noticed a woodtick on another guy's neck. His reply made beer come out my nose - "Ahh, nothin' to worry about - I'll get him later. They're slow eaters."

[theminnow]

"Quit Fiddling your minnow and get that line in the water"

[Eric Wettschreck]

When my daughter was 17 her boyfriend and I went phesant hunting.

I dropped a phesant about 30 yards out.

The young man looks at me and says,"Wow, nice shot." My reply,"Thanks. They're a lot smaller and move a lot faster than you do so if I can hit that bird you shouldn't be a problem at all."

[fishinchicks]

We've got three daughters. Now THAT was funny!

[Eric Wettschreck]

Take em yote hunting too. That works great.

The look on the young mans face is priceless when a yote, 250 yards out, drops over dead, and I look at the young man and wink.

[stmichael]

Dude....you just admitted that you wink at young men.

Sorry could not help myself.

[Eric Wettschreck]

Cmon down and let's shoot yotes!!!

[stmichael]

HA HA HA I will be right there....

come on now, I know I do not look the brightest, but, give me some credit

Have a great weekend!